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Bboydu: I love Tyler Joseph by the way

Bboydu: missed my buddy

Bboydu: except he's a FUCKING ASSHOLE

Pstump: Brendon stop over reacting

Bboydu: HE GOT SUCH A NICE TAN IM SUING

Bboydu: THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE

Bboydu: anyways that's over I miss Dallon I'm going home

Joshudun: you don't leave for another few days

Bboydu: ur right :(

Tyjojoseph: Do you wanna go to mcdonalds

Bboydu: of course

Djamesw: I got a plant!!!!

Aws10: nerd

Behinddottie: what kind!!!

Djamesw: my mom got me a cactus!!!

Spencew: that's the easiest plant to keep

Djamesw: I know!! She knows me so well!!!!!

Bboydu: did you name it?

Djamesw: no I was hoping you'd come up with a cute name

Bboydu: ass eater

Djamesw: on second thought never mind

Aws10: name it Awsten

Spencew: I really think Jon is a good name

Jonsmith: it is I can confirm

Behinddottie: name it Ross

Behinddottie: because friends

Behinddottie: And because my last name lol

Djamesw: YES

Bboydu: I still really love Ass Eater I'm sad now

Djamesw: that can be your nickname

Bboydu: YES

Pstump: Pete just asked how to spell Michigan.

Pstump: I'm dating an idiot.

Peterpan: listen I'm a photographer I am not majoring in English whatever I'm a pho-to-gra-pher

Bboydu: It's MICHIGAN

Peterpan: SAYS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT THE MOON WAS A STAR

Bboydu: STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS

Tyjojoseph: Okay bUT Brendon you also just tried to show me how to paint a flower and told me to draw a lettuce how the fuck do I draw a lettuce

Bboydu: you draw a flower and paint it green

Joshudun: oh yeah if that didn't work I don't know what would

Behinddottie: literally that's what I do so if you can't then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Djamesw: guys

Djamesw: Breezy just messaged me and asked why hair gets darker when it's wet but water is colourless and I'm shook

Spencew: "coloUrless"

Tyjojoseph: that's a good freaking question

Jonsmith: because when hair soaks up the water the density increases and makes it darker

Jonsmith: did you guys not know?

Jonsmith: idiots.

Spencew: tell us something else sciency then you asshole

Jonsmith: the moon landing was fake

Tyjojoseph: theres no proof

Jonsmith: whats the proof it did happen?

Djamesw: PFT YOU BELIEVE IN THE MOON

Bboydu: THE MOON IS A STAR

Tyjojoseph: no brendon, it's really not.

Jonsmith: DALLON YOU IDIOT YOU DONT BELIEVE IN THE MOON??

Djamesw: I was just trying to be funny but Brendon RUINED IT

Aws10: guys the target girl was at target I'm happy I got her number wow I'm in love

Djamesw: Wait

Djamesw: Awsten, you're straight??

Aws10: no shit Sherlock

Djamesw: Okay first of all rude and I thought you and Geoff were dating?

Geophph: I HATE YOU

Geophph: I'm STRAIGHT

Bboydu: I'm sorry I told him u guys were gay because I wanted him to make fun of Otto for being the only straighty

Aws10: fuck you

Aws10: but I would totally date Geoff because he buys me snacks.

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I love finish ticket the album tears you apart is so good I love it and I haven't listened to their When night becomes day very much but is good too and also they're making more music and I'm so excited

Also I haven't been working on this too much but I'm tryin my best here guys

-jj

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