Peterpan: Patrick wrote me a love song
Peterpan: but it's more of a roast
Peterpan: he did it to show me he could write a love song just like I could and he succeeded
Pstump: none of you will ever hear it but i love it
Bboydu: Patrick youre majoring in like poetry shit you gotta tellus
Pstump: never
Spencew: where's Dallon it's time for my daily question of "when ya gonna smash?"
Djamesw: were just not gonna tell you when we do
Djamesw: we'll tell everyone else in spite of you
Bboydu: yep
Behinddottie: can you guys just do it already
Behinddottie: I'm so ace but even I wanna know
Behinddottie: plus I don't wanna go there for a whole semester and still have to see Spencer ask "did ya?"
Behinddottie: so just
Aws10: I have a date tonight
Aws10: with target girl
Aws10: we've been talking for a while
Aws10: and it's happening
Behinddottie: EVEN AWSTEN IS GONNA SMASH BEFORE YOU GUYS DO WTH
Bboydu: :/
Djamesw: \:
Peterpan: That looks WRONG
Pstump: Pete don't judge
Spencew: I had a dream I was a runner
Djamesw: do you mean sprinter?
Spencew: yeah yeah whatever
Spencew: but like I was really good and everyone loved me
Bboydu: Are you sad that nobody loves you?
Jonsmith: BURN
Jonsmith: just kidding I care for you deeply
Spencew: ANYWAYS
Spencew: I beat the world record of the 100 m race in the olympics
Spencew: and it was like 3 seconds
Spencew: I'm a record beating sprinter in my dreams and a victim of old lady scolding in my real life
Spencew: I'm sad now
Djamesw: hey Spencer
Jonsmith: he JUST got in the shower
Djamesw: guess he'll never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bboydu: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Djamesw: he missed his chance
Jonsmith: I wanna know
Bboydu: we gotta wait for Spencer
Aws10: are you guys getting married?
Bboydu: yeah can we have your wedding plans
Geophph: Do I get to be the best man?
Djamesw: on a scale of 1-10 (ten being the worst) how bad are you at speeches
Geophph: like a 7
Djamesw: no no we need a 9
Djamesw: next
Spencew: I'm like an 11
Djamesw: deal
Bboydu: SPENCER
Spencew: I think I know what you're going to tell me
Spencew: And I think I'm going to cry
Djamesw: I don't think we'll tell you then
Spencew: WELL NOW YOU GOTTA
Tyjojoseph: oh man
Tyjojoseph: I'm not ready for this
Tyjojoseph: can you tell us tomorrow?? When we're all prepared
Spencew: I don't think I'll ever be prepared
Aws10: NO
Aws10: YOU DIDNT
Djamesw: we did
Bboydu: 🤧
Spencew: WHEN
Djamesw: a couple days after brendon got back
Spencew: YOU WAITED THIS LONG TO TELL ME
Bboydu: BE HAPPY WE EVEN TOLD YOU
Bboydu: ANY OTHER FRIEND GROUP WOULD THINK ITS WEIRD BUT WERE SO ODD IM WORRIED ABOUT US
Pstump: ok but
Bboydu: yes pat we were safe
Pstump: well I just had to delete a whole paragraph thank you
Aws10: How was it?
Bboydu: yeah we're not getting into details
Aws10: I've always wondered what gay sex was like
Spencew: don't wonder
Tyjojoseph: I feel like they went to a PM and now Spencer is explaining it oh my
Jonsmith: sounds like a Spencer thing to do
Peterpan: So Jon who tops in ur relationship??
Spencew: you'll never know
Jonsmith: who tops in yours Pete?
Pstump: Pete I stg I will revoke my New Years resolution
Peterpan: Sorry guys I don't kiss and tell
Peterpan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aws10: so gay sex is weird
Bboydu: Spencer he's too innocent why did you tell him
Spencew: HES NOT INNOCENT
Bboydu: yeah okay you're right it's Ryan I gotta worry about
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I grabbed a croissant from the freezer and put it in the microwave for 20 seconds and that's the story of how I burnt my tongue today
-jj
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Something Wonderful- Brallon/Multiship
FanfictionBrendon Urie moved to The Other Side Of The World to take up an art school offer he just couldn't refuse. He left behind his friends and nothing else. (groupchat fanfic) AN: I don't own any of these people they're all famous and have LIVES and are...
