Sherlock meets The Flash and Arrow

Chapter 18

John

The wall explodes, and then Oliver rolls through the dust. Barry races in after him. He takes one look at Snart and says, "You??"

"I really do wish I could claim credit for a job so amazingly well done, but sadly, no. I'm just here for my little sister. Who is far more trouble than she's worth." He pulls her into the hole and shoots a parting blast with his blue gun-thing. The hole freezes over. I should know better than to be surprised. But I don't.

Barry looks at us. "So. Cisco. And Lisa. In a cell. Together. What happened?"

Cisco rushes out, "Nothing."

"Not for lack of trying," Caitlin mutters.

Felicity stands up. "Is Cisco and Lisa a thing?" Caitlin hesitates. "Yeah, I guess? They've got a reeaally odd dynamic. She betrays him, they hook up, she goes to him to save her life, which he does, but he still won't talk to her."

Sherlock says, "Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side. Who took you? And why did he take you guys? What was the point?" He acts like he's talking to all of us, but I think that was directed at me.

Cisco says, "Vandal Savage. He's back, and he still has the Staff."

I say, "I think we were his hostages."

Suddenly, Cisco's phone buzzes. He pulls it out, and it goes, "Did you miss me?"

Cisco

My phone buzzes quietly. I pull it out and hear, "Did you miss me?"

Sherlock and John both jump and stare at each other. They both simultaneously say, "Moriarty."

At the same exact time, Barry and I say, "Trickster."

Then all four of us say, "What?"

John says, "Jim Moriarty. He's an evil man. He...killed Sherlock." He looks at Sherlock, reassuring himself that Sherlock is still alive. He takes a deep breath and continues, "And stole the Crown Jewels. And broke into Penitentiary Prison. And cracked the vault to the Bank of England. Simultaneously. With his phone."

I look at him. Barry says, "Bet Felicity could too..."

Oliver quickly says, "Not that she would."

Diggle mutters, "Unless you asked her to."

Oliver whacks him.

Felicity says, "She is right here, y'know."

Oliver awkwardly wraps his hands around the back of his neck and looks away. Diggle laughs at him.

My phone buzzes and I check the Caller ID. "Sorry. It's the British Government. Not exactly a call I can ignore."

Sherlock and John both stare at each other. Sherlock says, in an incredulous tone, "Mycroft??"