[eighth member au]
In which the only female is loved by her seven male members, but problems rise when someone begins to like her a little bit too much.
"Noona, come love me!"
"I feel the roast coming."
"Jungkook, don't wake her up! She's sleeping...
"So, I've heard that Aerum has a rule for each of you. What are these rules?" the interviewer asked.
Aerum flushed and looked around, shaking her head 'no.'
Namjoon smiled. "Well, she makes a rule for each of us because there's something about us she can't handle. An example would be my rule. Aerum set up a rule that I can't smile because my dimples are too cute and nice."
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"What happens if you smile?" the interviewer asked.
"I get spanked by Aerum, but other than that, she'll faint. Aerum can't handle anything too cute or sexy."
Aerum pouted. "I'm surrounded by seven cuties. What am I supposed to do?"
"What are the other rules?" the interviewer added.
"Mine is that I'm not allowed to nudge my nose against her face. She thinks it's too cute and that I look like a bunny," Jungkook said.
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"But it's so cute when he does it! Sometimes I'll be sleeping and he'll wake me up by nudging me awake with his nose," Aerum explained.
"Noona loves my hair, but she can't handle it when it's fluffy or I have a bandana on," Taehyung said.
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"BECAUSE IT'S TOO SEXY!"
Everybody laughed.
"It's not okay for someone to be that sexy!"
"Aerum forbid me to be shirtless at the dorm. One time, she walked into my room when I was changing into a shirt, and she stared for a long time. She walked over to me and smacked my abs, then put on the shirt for me," Jimin said.
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"It's hard to not stare. Even Taehyung and Namjoon stare at Jimin's abs," Aerum retorted.
"Aerum loves my windshield wiper laugh, so instead of not having me laugh, she always tries to make me laugh. She loves my jokes too and it's great because she has a similar laugh," Jin said.
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"Jin-oppa gets off the hook because he makes me laugh," Aerum explained.
"You and Jimin are the only ones who laugh at his jokes," Yoongi muttered.
"What about Hoseok and Yoongi?" the interviewer asked.
"Aerum set up a rule for me that I'm not allowed to hip thrust. She says it's too much for her health and the world will go into another drought if she keeps drinking gallons of water after seeing the thrusts," Hoseok said with a laugh.
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Aerum pouted and sunk into the couch. "This whole segment is just about exposing me now."
"Aerum loves my gummy smile. Whenever I do it, she'll smush my face. No matter how much I threaten her, she'll keep doing it. She's the only one not afraid of me in this group," Yoongi said.
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"Because all the other guys are weak," Aerum stated.
