War of Hormone | BTS

Knowing Bros : EXO (2)

[requested]

"So I heard one of you have a crush on Aerum," Heechul said. "Who is it? Who wants to get to get it on with my daughter?"

Hodong sighed. "Why do you have to make everything inappropriate?"

Heechul laughed and slapped his hand onto the desk. "What's wrong with that? I'm just curious as to who likes my daughter."

"You pervert, she's not your daughter," Soogeun said.

"Why aren't you asking me if I have a crush on Aerum?" Yeongcheol asked.

"Because I already know you like her," Heechul said. "Next question."

Everyone started laughing. The members started patting each other and shoving each other.

"We kind of all like Aerum," Kai announced, taking one for the team.

Aerum - who was drinking soy milk in the back of the classroom - suddenly did a dramatic spit take onto the floor. She started coughing.

"CPR, CPR!" Heechul shrieked.

Yeongcheol immediately stood up.

"Sit down!" Soogeun ordered.

Yeongcheol immediately sat back down.

"I think Aerum is funny," Baekhyun said.

"She's entertaining," Sehun added with a wink.

Aerum flushed. She suddenly sat down on the floor. "Dear, God - "

Hodong laughed. "She's praying!"

She frantically turned to the cast. "I'm praying for my pussy."

Everyone started screaming. Heechul was running around the set in circles, Yeongcheol fainted, Soogeun was stunned, and Hodong was shaking his head.

"Someone bleep that out!" Heechul screamed.

Sehun shook his head. "Keep it in," he calmly said.

Kai chuckled. "The boys at your dorm have competition."

Aerum's jaw went slack. She crawled off set, but her manager kept pushing her back in.

"Sejin," she whined to her manager, "I'm shy. I don't wanna go back in."

He rolled her eyes. "You started this mess. It wasn't even in the script."

Aerum pouted. "The boys are going to kill me."

"And throw you off the airplane," he said.

[08/08/2018: I've decided to not do a third chapter to this. Sorry]