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[four years ago]
"Next up is Aerum-noona!" Namjoon shouted into the microphone.
"Ah? But I don't have anything to complain about," she replied.
"How do you not have anything to complain about?" Namjoon asked.
"Is your life that easy?" Yoongi said with wide eyes.
"Well, there's something that's been bothering me - "
"Then, go up!" Jin yelled, pushing her back.
Aerum smacked him off of her and walked up to the ledge. "I want to firstly say that my issue is nothing serious," she gently replied.
"Okay!" the boys shouted.
"Here goes," she whispered to herself. "JUNGKOOKIE!" she shouted, gaining the attention of her dongsaeng. "Stop being so good at everything!" Aerum whined.
Everyone along with Jungkook laughed from below her. Jungkook took the microphone from Namjoon's hand.
"Noona, I can't help it!" he retorted.
"YAH! Sometimes I want to take off my shoe and go pew-pew against your face with the bottom of it! You keep showing everyone up!"
The other members ended up laughing and agreeing with her. Jungkook looked at the ground in embarrassment and looked back up, biting his lip.
"I have another thing!" Aerum shouted. "Why are all the members prettier than me?!"
The CEO of BigHit and their managers laughed louder than anyone else.
"I feel very threatened! You could put a wig on Jiminie, and he'd be a prettier girl than me!"
This time, one of their managers took the microphone. "We're doing our jobs right as your managers if the men are as beautiful as you."
"Stop trying to suck up to me!" Aerum shouted.
Jimin laughed, doubling over. The other members could barely breathe because of how hard they were laughing.
"You'll always be the prettiest, Noona!" Taehyung shouted.
"This is why Taehyung is my new favorite!" Aerum shouted, making them laugh even more.
"You're like a grandma!" Yoongi retorted.
"I'm only older than the maknae line and Namjoon! You're the old one here!" Aerum shouted, pointing a finger at Yoongi.
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War of Hormone | BTS
Fanfiction[eighth member au] In which the only female is loved by her seven male members, but problems rise when someone begins to like her a little bit too much. "Noona, come love me!" "I feel the roast coming." "Jungkook, don't wake her up! She's sleeping...
