War of Hormone | BTS

Knowing Bros : EXO (1)

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"What's a boy group I stan that is not Wanna One or Bangtan Sonyeondan? And who is my bias in that group?" Aerum asked.

"Super Junior!" Heechul shouted.

Aerum laughed and fanned her face with the note card. "As much as I love you, Oppa, it's not Super Junior."

"But because you love me, it should be Super Junior!" Heechul replied.

"That's not how it works, dumbass!" Sanghoon shouted.

Heechul laughed and banged his head on the desk, making everyone else laugh.

"I know!" Soogeon said. "Sehun, because he has a big dick!"

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Now we have to fucking bleep that out!" Yeongcheol shouted.

"We have to bleep that out, too!" Soogeon retorted.

Aerum tried to shut everyone up. "Soogeon, that's a horrible reason to like someone! Say the group instead."

"EXO! And your favorite is Sehun!" he said instead.

The male "students" looked at Aerum for the answer. She peeked at her card and slowly opened her mouth.

"Ding, ding, ding! That's correct!"

"Is it because of his dick?" Heechul whispered, leaning over to Kyunghoon.

"What are you saying?! You pervert!" Aerum shouted, walking over to Heechul to smack him with the toy hammer.

The toy hammer squeaked loudly as it came in contact with Heechul's head. Heechul gasped loudly and held onto his head with his hand.

"How did you know it was EXO?" Aerum asked.

The men all smiled at each other. The door to the onset classroom opened, making everyone turn that way.

Aerum's eyes widened as the main members of EXO started walking in, waving to everyone. Aerum bent down behind the podium and hid her face.

Heechul started laughing and pointed to the podium. "She's hiding!"

"She's so cute," Hodong said.

Kai nudged Sehun. Sehun chuckled and walked over to Aerum. He squatted down behind her and hugged her from behind.

"Aerum," Sehun whispered.

Aerum let out a meep and shoved Sehun away. His butt hit the floor as Aerum crawled away from him. The other people could see her crawl out from the podium.

"She came out!" Heechul shouted. "Why are you crawling away from your future husband?"

Aerum threw the flashcards at Heechul and started crawling away from Sehun, eventually getting up to hide behind Hodong.

"I'm shy," she whispered.

"You're not shy!" Heechul shouted. "You handed me your number in the dressing room!"

"It was my mother's number," she retorted.

Everyone laughed at Heechul as he shrunk in his seat and refused to talk.

Sehun walked over to her and hugged her again. "Don't crawl away from me next time," he whispered.

"Next time?! They're ready to get married! Someone call a priest!" Kai shouted.