[eighth member au]
In which the only female is loved by her seven male members, but problems rise when someone begins to like her a little bit too much.
"Noona, come love me!"
"I feel the roast coming."
"Jungkook, don't wake her up! She's sleeping...
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Aerum pouted as she rubbed her nose into Bing's fat. Her happy little dog stuck his tongue out and breathed heavily, not even knowing what was happening.
"You're so fat," she mumbled. "I like fat animals."
Bing yipped and turned around, licking her face.
"Bing! You messy dog! I love you and all, but your breath stinks."
Bing sat down on his plush butt, his fat rolls extending onto the bed.
"Omo," Aerum whispered, poking his fat rolls. "You're so fat," she repeated. "I love it. But sometimes I wish you were a goat."
Aerum really liked goats. She whined. She wished she could raise one. She sighed to herself.
"But goats are a lot of work," she contradicted herself.
Aerum suddenly got a brilliant idea. She left Bing alone on her bed and walked into Jungkook's room.
"Jungkook, can you be my goat?"
"Huh?" Jungkook rubbed his eyes. "Am I hearing this right? You said goat?"
Aerum nodded. "I thought of a cute nickname. Junggoat."
Jungkook blinked. "What? Junggoat? Why would I be your goat? Noona, it's 2am, are you okay?"
Aerum pouted. "I am okay. I just want a goat. Can you make the sound for me? Please?"
Jungkook sighed and rolled his eyes before mimicking a goat. "Baaaahaha."
Bing lifted his head from the bed in Aerum's room and jumped off the bed, then walked into Jungkook's room. Bing barked at Jungkook.
Aerum looked down at him between her ankles. "Aw, look, little sausage dog thinks you're a real goat."
Jungkook tried to wrap his mind around the 'little sausage dog' that Aerum mentioned. "Noona, I think you need to sleep. You're literally not right in the head right now."
Aerum huffed. "Fine, but I'm coming for you in the morning, Junggoat."
[07/10/2018: okay but I say omo out loud too. It's a thing I swear. Also I made junggoat my new username for my appreciation account because I didn't want to change the covers on this account. I literally just thought of this btw because goats are adorable]
