Chapter 10: Helena

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Helena POV

It's pronounced Helena. No, not Helena. Oh my gosh, it's HELENA! Never mind, what's the point if you won't listen? You probably know me as 'Meme Girl'. Yes, I am very addicted to memes. Hitler is my in-spy-ray-shun. Why did I agree to this chapter again? Oh right, Jena told me she would pay me in dank memes, Hitler memes are extra valuable. Although he was an evil, sadistic maniac with mental issues, horrible morals and a low self-esteem, he is actually overall a good person, if you don't include the gruesome murders of over a million innocent Jews at the concentration camps that he ordered to be built. 

One time, when I was sleeping with my eyes open, I was dreaming about becoming the next dictator following Donald Trump. But I'm not a terrible racist like he is, who in their right mind would follow an evil sadistic person who would most likely dictate at least one country? Totally NOT me. You'd have to be mentally ill to do so. I am not, of course. Oh looks like I gotta nyan cat (a meme slang for "blast, partically in flying rainbow form").



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