Chapter Vacation: The Bahamas

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 *Separate texts that are not in parenthesis can be symbolized as the Narrator.


Jena POV

Yeah, I'm taking a break, so is Barry B. Benson and my unnamed editor. Writing about Jackson being kidnapped and the Adventures of The Orchestra Pals is very tiresome. I didn't walk through that forest for nothing. Jackson kept complaining that he was tired of being tied to that chair, David was a little grumpy because his fishies, Sushi and Tuna had recently died (the funeral service was okay, I brought ice-cream cake, but apparently everybody was too depressed), Corinne complained about her frequent headaches after being knocked out by David, Rijul desperately wanted to get away from therapy (he had a tennis-playing addiction, if you hadn't noticed), and Helena looked at way too many memes online and had to wear glasses over her glasses.

You see, we desperately need a break. We all decided we were going to the Bahamas for this Chapter Vacation. We also decided to leave Jose behind because he was still unconscious, but anyway...we all left the set and we were about to take a super fancy, overly expensive, and unnecessary limo to the world renowned airport, 'Fushiyoshiyuanertacxdert Airolinia', translated into English as, 'I Don't Know, You Name It Airlines'. It was founded a week ago by my editor's editor's sister-in-law's cousin's neighbor's dog's cat twice removed then added back in for unknown purposes, but was killed two days later. I think the name is very creative and we should take a moment and appreciate the uniqueness of this name and ponder about how they came up with it.




Appreciate it.






APPRECIATE IT!



FiNe, YoU'rE nOt GeTtInG a DiScOuNt.





I know you're reading this, Jackson.





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The Orchestra Pals were the only ones hanging around in the Wattapadda Lounge of STAHP Stars, without Jose of course. Corinne was constantly wincing in pain as she shifted the ice pack on the back of her head. Jackson was staring creepily at Itmund's baby pictures. David was mourning his dead fish. Rijul was swiping through his therapy's Yelp reviews and mumbling about the human endangerment. Helena was sleeping, and Jena was updating her story, STAHP and wondering what her next plan for Chapter 23 was.

Corinne: My head hurts...a lot. Why did you have to knock me out so hard, David?

David: (Points at Jena accusingly) She made me, she told me it was necessary for the scene.

(Corinne shoots Jena a dirty look)

Jena (unaware of Corinne's dirty look as she scrolls through her Wattpad story): It was necessary for the story, I'm not paying you all to act for nothing.

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