Jena POV
I forgot to make an introduction. It was when I was through with Chapter 13, my editor decided to tell me that we forgot to make an introduction. What a horrible editor! I should probably promote Barry B. Benson to editor, but he wouldn't bee a very good one. That was a joke, I crack myself up sometimes. Anyway, here's the forgotten introduction:
Welcome to STAHP!
A book about people with different personalities coming together as friends and new people for you to meet. These are based on real people and undetermined true events such as Jackson sniffing blackberries late at night at 7:30 PM, it may also be possibly true that he is scared of "Mother." This book is supposed to make you smile, cringe (or both) at the characters while burning your retinas through the screen. When you read about the characters, your reactions are supposed to be:
"OHMAGURD THAT REMINDS ME OF _____!!!"
"OHMAGURD DAS SOOOO MEEE!!"
"OHMAGURD PLEASE STAHP!!"
"Lame."
This book is also a part of the Human Persona Study. Confodent Jena INC. likes to study human behavior to one day wipe out the human race into obliteration and allow Sir Shrek to invade and possibly turn the once beautiful Earth into a horrible poop-covered wasteland. But never mind that. Your goal is to see how much you relate to the characters, I would love to hear what you have in common with them. If you don't have anything in common with them, I guess I have to conduct a different experiment for people with different personas or plain mental illness. Good bye and good night, unless it's morning.
Jena
YOU ARE READING
STAHP
HumorA group of youngsters come together to create "STAHP", although some of the chapters were written without their consent and without them knowing at all. A book filled with color and personality although all you see is text, a screen, and Wattpad's n...
