Corinne POV
I must get Jackson to like Shrek. Not just like, but love. Not just love, but COMPLETELY GET SUCKED INTO OBLITERATION OF SHREK'S CHARMING GOOD LOOKS AND ATTRACTIVE CHARISMA. I can't do it. He's too in love with It, his violin. Whose real name is actually Itmund, not to get confused with Pennywise, Shrek's former spouse. I must tell Itmund before Jackson gets engaged with it. I must tell It that I saw Jackson play another instrument, the cello. I probably should leave out the fact that the cello was big and THICCC. I saw it with my own eyes when Jackson had plucked the G-string, I couldn't believe he was cheating on Itmund when he was about to become Itmund's loving bride.
Should I tell Itmund? I could blackmail Jackson, that if he does not love Shrek, I will tell Itmund and their engagement would break into pieces like the ice in Antarctica, and Itmund would be the polar bear being stranded, left alone on the broken pieces of ice caps. I'm too emotional right now. This should be in poem form, but it's too late now. Jena's editor told me Jena was too occupied to fix this.
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STAHP
HumorA group of youngsters come together to create "STAHP", although some of the chapters were written without their consent and without them knowing at all. A book filled with color and personality although all you see is text, a screen, and Wattpad's n...
