Apparently Editor's Day was September 7th. It's only a little bit late, I have no idea why my unnamed editor is making such a big deal about this. Anyway, this is going to be a Chapter Randomness, and today is Editor and Co-Editor's Pick. Unforunately, my co-editor is absent, so we will have to do this without her. We'll make it up to you soon, Mengwen.
My unnamed editor wanted to do a "Quotes Chapter" to boost morals since Jackson was kidnapped and all. He was afraid that we were losing readers because of my horrible writing, but I argued that wasn't it, I just said that the readers were depressed because of all the kidnapping Jesse had done.
We bickered some more about it, but we both "agreed" in the end that we should a "Quotes Chapter" to boost morals. Here we go. The best...hand-picked...quotes you'll ever lay your eyes on!
Note: A lot of these quotes were actually said, but I will leave it to you to figure out which one's which.
"George, stop putting up the toilet seat!" ~Corinne's neighbor, Dealia Smeeth
"Well, shank me in the kneecaps and call me Betsy!" ~Surprised woman at Walmart
"Remember to eat one blackberry a day!" ~The Phan Page
"I prefer blueberries you heathen." ~The Belo Blog
"Jackson wasn't supposed to know..." ~Corinne and Jena
"MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!" ~Jackson
"Wait, is that how you spell it?" ~David
"Slut." ~Rijul
"What did you say, Rijul?" ~Jena
"I said, slut!" ~Rijul
"I'm shook. Like literally..s H o O k." ~Corinne
"Blueberry sin." ~Corinne's sister, Maddie
"Don't be a manwhore." ~Jena
"It's not gay porn!" ~Jose
"Why?" ~Helena
"Oh yeah...my little brother punched me in the face." ~Jackson
"You're all stupid as boards!" ~Rijul
"Oh crap...he knows." ~Corinne, Jena, Helena
"I don't know what you're talking about." ~Jackson
"Suuuuure..." ~Jena
"I hate Count Olaf. Like haaate." ~Jena
"Sponsered by Coca Cola." ~Coca Cola
"Try Progressive." ~Flo from Progressive
"..Shrek-xy.." ~A Wattpad story, Shrek x Kanye
"Books are just dead tattooed trees." ~Helena
"AWW YEEEEEEE!" ~Corinne
"Way to Roast and toast that ghost." ~butterscotchgranny
"If you shut the blinds on a window, does that make it...blindfolded?" ~Guy that always has a conspiracy theory
"If there is traffic in the hallways...does that make it human trafficking?" ~Jena
"No, that's just human traffic." ~Wesley (you probably don't know him)
"Ya like jazz?" ~Barry B. Benson
"No 'that's what he said or she said jokes'." ~Science teacher during Sex-Ed season
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