1. "Those cannibals were after my bones - but I marrowly escaped."
2. What do cannibals spread on toast? Marmaladies!
3. What's a cannibal's favourite dessert? J-lo
4. What do (non-francophone) cannibals eat for breakfast? Scrambled legs!
5. Why should a novice cannibal who's unsure about a recipe always use 'amputee' ingredients? Because - they can't do any 'arm! (Harm)
6. How does an anthropophage react to a blatant lie? "That's a can o' bull!"
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