His Demons (PaperHat Mpreg)

~Chapter 10~

BlackHat's PoV

"No," i had to say for the hundredth time. I groaned, rubbing my temples as WhiteHat had a blast shopping around the store like a fat kid at a candy shop. "Oh good Satan, I've met you so i know you exist. Please help a demon out and light this moron on fire," i begged under my breath. 

GreyHat was the only one with a bit of self control and taste in clothing or items for that matter. We'd been shopping for nearly the whole day, making a few stops to drop things off back at the mansion but with still handfuls of new bags that we had now. We were just about finished, and i think GreyHat and I had already mentally agreed to reel in WhiteHat for this part of the plan and move on to the other parts. 

"WhiteHat, come on! We're done with shopping, we have everything we need!" I called to him. He pouted with a groan and began heading back to us. 

"Alriiiigggghhhhhtttt," he said, approaching us. I let out a breath of relief as we all teleported back to the BlackHat mansion, setting our new bags of stuff in the room with all the others. I turned around and looked at GreyHat who was waiting for instructions on what to do next.

"Alright, so the next step is- wait a minute," i said stopping myself. I looked around and then back to GreyHat who looked at me curiously. "Where's WhiteHat?" I asked, now in a mild state of panic. Just as we were about to teleport back to the store we were at, blue smoke began to form in the room and soon WhiteHat was standing in front of us with a big grin.

"I'm back!" he said giddily, holding what i could only describe as the biggest stuffed animal i have ever seen. GreyHat face palmed with a sigh and i felt my eye twitch with my mouth open agape. 

"What even is that!? Is that a dog!? FOR FUCKS SAKE THE KIDS GONNA HAVE 5.0.5 HE DIDN'T NEED A GIANT STUFFED DOG! THEY'RE BASICLLY THE SAME THING! HE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF GETTING A REAL DOG!" I scolded, making him roll his eyes.

"Oh will you hush up? It's just a stuffed animal, get over it," he said, gingerly setting the dog down next to all the other bags. GreyHat bit his lip beside me to hold back a laugh and i buried my face in my hands.

"Satan please, give me the strength to not strangle him," i begged once again. I took a deep breath to stop my blood from boiling and calmed myself. I stood strait and WhiteHat stood next to GreyHat, patiently waiting for the next instructions on the plan. I shook my head before beginning. "First part is going to be painting the room. As much as i would love that the room stay it's original red color, it just doesn't seem like the right color for a baby's room," i said.

They both nodded in agreement and i traveled over to the buckets of deep blue paint that we got and handed them each one. 

"Everyone pick a wall and start painting. Make sure you cover ALL of the red evenly, and stroke the brush in the same way so it doesn't look stupid," i said. They both nodded and i grinned. "Great! Let's get started then!" i announced, making then grin back at me with another firm nod. We each picked a wall and began painting.

Blue gradually began to cover the once red room and about half way through, Demencia walked into the room. She looked around before seeing me and brightening.

"SIR! IT'S FELT LIKE FOREVER! What brings you back to the mansion!?" she greeted excitedly. Just as i was about to answer she looked around at the rest of the room and spoke again. "Wait, where's Flug? He's here right!? Where is he!? I want to talk to him!" she said, clapping her hands in excitement and waiting for me to respond. I rolled my eyes, putting my hands up to get her to chill out for a second.

"Calm down, he's still at the GreyHat mansion. We're here working on a surprise for Flug for when he comes back," i explained briefly. Her smile faltered a bit at the mention of Flug not being here, but her grin was restored at talk of a surprise for Flug.