Well I've been here for about 3 months now. And I have to say this job can be pretty annoyin... But I love it most of the time. I work for a guy named Richard. Richard Wason. Apparently he's some big time movie producer. I have sat in on the negotiations but since I was never really a huge part of it I sat there thinking my favorite things. Anyways Richard is quite needy, I work 24/5 for this guy. Thank the lord I have the weekends to myself. I would go out of my mind if I didnt. Today was friday so I'm off tonight, but guess what! My phone rings at 12:00 A.M.. "Hello?" I said drowsey. "EMMA!" I was startled by the excitment. "AHH! what is it!?" "EMMA! emma, it's Richard!" this just made me mad for some reason, because he is always talking about how "look at meeeee! My name is Richard Wason and i'm in the room and i'm taking to you!" I just brushed it off. "What do you want Richard?!" i said in a very hostile voice."ooo somebody's fistey tonight!" he said being sarcastic. "RICHARD." "alriigghhhtt, I need you to come in tomorrow..." "Richard no." "Emma you have to I'm out of town and they are doing a negotiation with Robert Downey Jr.!" "Richard. Its my day off." "Emma we are going to make so much in the box office if he is in 'Avengers' 2 & 3." "Ughhh... Fine but I expect an advance in profit of my normal pay." " Oh Emma thankyou so much!!! You have no idea how much this means to me! I swear I'll pay you back!" " you're damn right you are." "alright well be at the office in the 12th floor confrence room at 7:30 A.M. sharp tomorrow morning." "alright Richard have fun on you fucking stupid vacation." I hung up angerly. I stuffed my face in my pillow and screamed, I didn't want to spend my weekend off negotiating.... OH DEAR GOD. I never payed attention in those negotiations! shitshitshitshitshitshit. all I could think was 'okay gatta find out more about this guys info..."
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It's 7:00 A.M. and I'm in the confrence room. I didn't want to take the chance at being late so I showed up early. I found out all I need to know I have it all in front of me and I'm not moving from my seat the whole time. Time flew I was so nervous about this meeting. I looked over and saw Robert Downey fucking Jr. walking into the room. I wasn't atall phased by seeing him because I heard he's a real jerk. "Hello Mr. Downey, how has your morning been?" He looked at me very confused "... Fine how about yours Mrs....??" "It's Ms. and Evans." I fake smiled at him, but I think he could tell it was fake because he rose an eye brow scepticley. "Well 'Ms. Evans' you can call me Robert" He smiled genuinly. "Oh that's not neccesary Mr.Dowey-" He cut me off "- I insist." "alright then, you can call me Emma" I smirked at him as did he.
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"I look forward to working with you Emma" He smiled. "Actually Robert you will be working with my boss richard, I'm just his assistant covering for him today." He looked dissapointed "Well how much do you get paid?" I looked at him confused " I don't know... 50,000 a year?" He looked at me and smiled." Well Ms.Evans I am willing to double that if you would be willing to come and work as my assistant." He smiled at me. I stood there Shocked with my mouth wide open ".... are you serious...??" He looked at me with a charming look "I won't take no as an answer. I looked at him for a minute in shock " Mr. Downey... I would be honored" I smiled happily "Fantastic! Be at my house monday any time after 8 in the morning. Im not an early riser" he handed me a card as I chuckled " Alright see ya then"
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It's Monday already and I'm so excited to start to work for Robert! I can't beleive he just offered me a job with that kind of pay! I pulled up to the gate way to his drive and it was 8:15. I was told to comem on in my a strange voice. ehhh it sounded like a smoker that paid the conciquence. I hate smoking I always have, its bad for everyone it smells and it makes me sick to my stomache. I pulled up to the house and got out of my car I went inside and called for Robert "Robert! Anyone home!?" "Robert came out of the kitchen it smelt bad in his house it was a mixture of thing but there was one thing that just made me my stomache churn. "Emma! How are ya doin'?" He asked politely walking into the entrance area of his home. " Hey Robert so shall we get stared?" I asked " wow someones eager!" he said with a grin forming on his lips. I smiled "Sorry I'm use to Richard. He would always hand me work as soon as I got to work." Robert frowned a little " well Emma that isnt how staff here work. infact you probably will be doing no work most of the time." I looked confused."Well... then how are we suppose to get anything done?" I asked awkwardly "Well Ms.Evans' I love when he calls me Ms.Evans playfully' there isn't much to get doe until shooting for a movie starts and that months away. " "so.... I'm here for no reason..?" he looked at me with a smirk"well no emma you are going to have to show up at least 3 days of 7 but pretty much only to hang here until I find something for you to do." "well... Alright" "would you like some breakfast emma?" I thought about it and I was so excited I had forgotten to have breakfast "well... I havent eaten... so sure!" I smiled as did he. "come on into the kitchen" he motioned me over to the kitchen and i looked over to see a what was making me so sick when I came in. A cigarette still burning in an astray. I walked over picked it up and cleared my throught to get his attention "oh Mr. Downey!" he looked over " yes Ms.Evans?" he saw me standing there with the cigarette. "thats what they call a cigarette Emma." he said jokingly "Robert. No." he looked at me in shock " uhh yeah... Ive smoked 'em for years I think I would know" he chuckled "No Robert I mean I'm not okay with you smoking them. They are bad for you and worse for the people around you and they are naustiating." He looked at me with shock "well I'm sorry to brake it to you but after 30 years of it you can't just up and stop." I looked at him with under standing "good point... I'll be back in 15 mintues okay?" He looked confused "okay I guess."
