This is the beginning of Bob's story.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! RUN FROM THE DINOSAUR YOU IDIOT!!!!!"
My dad yelled at me to run from the dinosaur, but it looked friendly. It only had sharp ass teeth, red bloodshot eyes and blood dropping from it's mouth. By the way, it was a T-Rex. But it's cool.
"WTF ARE YOU DOING!??!!! ARE YOU MAD??!?!?"
Maybe I am. Maybe I am, Dad.
The dino sprinted at me and at this point, my dad ditched me in the field we were previously walking on.
I may have been 6 years old, but I want gonna let no dinosaur eat me. My dad should know this. I slowly walked towards the T-Rex as it roared a mighty roar
ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR
It low-key hurt my ears. But it's cool because I'm a stick person. The T-Rex was now 5 feet away from me and it lowered it's jaw down to grab me. But before he snatched my little 2-D head, I jumped on his ass and pulled out my lightsaber. The poor dino didn't even see it coming. I was against violence though, so I didn't hurt it. I just scared it and made it my bitch.
My dad came out from his hiding spot and congratulated me.
"I knew you could do it, son," he said.
I nodded as the dinosaur silently cried below me.
And this was my first time travel experience.
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You probably thought this would be a better chapter, but it's not because I made this whole thing on a bus. Also, it had nothing to do with the beginning of his life and it wasn't even his first adventure, but oh well. Maybe the next chapter will be written in my house or in a white van. Who knows?
Anyways, look forward to Bob's next adventure.
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The Adventures of Bob
HumorHello, my name is Bob. I do all kinds of cool things like going through time, meeting new people and riding my pet dinosaur. I'm a stick figure and can't be a normal person, but it's cool. I have a hard time feeling emotions, but my friends Sally an...
