So, I think Bob and his dad are in Hawaii? Bob just burned his dick in a volcano or something or other. The dad has one arm now. What do I now? Fuck it.
Bob is gonna get ripped.
*Hardcore music*
"BOB PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT"
"FUCK OFF"
BOB CARRIES A BOULDER THAT WEIGHS OVER A TON UP THE VOLCANO
"DO I NEED TO FIND A BIGGER ROCK???"
"BITCH I SWEAR IF YOU DO IMMA THROW YOU IN THE DAMN VOLCANO"
"CALM YOURSELF BOY"
"MAKE ME"
"THAT'S IT I'M FINDING A BIGGER ROCK"
"I HATE YOU DAD"
"SAME HERE! WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN BORN NORMAL??"
Bob tosses the boulder to the side and puts up his fists
"FIGHT ME DAD"
"BET"
BOB THROWS A PUNCH AT HIS DAD BUT HIS DAD DODGES IT AND PUNCHES BOB IN HIS STICK STOMACH
"TAKE THAT" SAID THE DAD
BOB PUNCHES HIS DAD IN THE FACE
"BITCH"
BOB AND HIS DAD ARE NOW HAVING AN EPIC FIGHT AT THE PEAK OF THE VOLCANO
FUCKING BADASSES
"COME AT ME BRO"
"BRO?? I AM YOUR FATHER"
BOB GETS KICKED TO THE FLOOR BUT QUICKLY JUMPS UP AND GETS PUNCHED AGAIN
"FUCK" YELLED BOB
BOB TRIED TO FIGHT BACK BIT HIS DAD WAS TOO STRONG
"CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME WIN?"
"WHAT'S THE FUN IN THAT?"
Bob looks dramatically into the volcano and then at his dad who is now charging at him and screaming
"Pause" Bob said
"Wat? (0-0)"
"Dad I changed my mind"
"Do you accept your defeat?"
"No, it's just really hot here. Can we go away from the active volcano?"
"You know what, I was getting kinda sweaty. Let's go"
Then Bob and his father walked down the volcano hand in hand.
Cute right?
Probably not actually
......
Bye
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The Adventures of Bob
HumorHello, my name is Bob. I do all kinds of cool things like going through time, meeting new people and riding my pet dinosaur. I'm a stick figure and can't be a normal person, but it's cool. I have a hard time feeling emotions, but my friends Sally an...
