My dad put me in the car seat of pink helicopter because safety first and he buckled me in. He got into the driver's seat (TBH I have no idea how a helicopter is supposed to be used but I'm assuming it's like this) he put in the keys and the helicopter made some noises. Brrrrrrrrrrrr.
The roof split apart so that the helicopter could get out and my dad pulled a lever and it went up. He went above the house, my mom, the creepy doctor and the hospital. We were in the clouds.
"How do you like it, Bob?" my dad asked. No response. This idiot. "Oh right you can't talk"
We flew off into the sunset and went to Narnia or some shit like that.
*Time skip by like a few days or however long you want it to last*
"Here we are, son. We're in Hawaii. I definitely didn't want a vacation from Mom." Lies. "We're here to train." Liar.
Actually, that part is probably true.
"NOW COME ON SON. LET ME TEACH YOU THE WAY. THE WAY TO GREATNESS." my dad fell on his knees and had an unknown object in his hands. "TAKE THIS AND DO GREAT THINGS." WTF IS HAPPENING.
I coughed.
My dad looked at me? "First words question mark"
"D-Dad"
"Yes?"
"You're a fucking idiot"
My dad smiled and hugged me. "You're a great son, you know that?"
I could tell he hated me.
He still gave me whatever was in his hands though.
"Use this"
Ok. It can't be that hard. I held it in my hands and I pressed a button on it. I thought it would work and I was correct.
A blue light came of from it but it was in a confined space. It blew away my little 2-D head.
"This is called a lightsaber. Learn to use it and you can save the world from anything and anyone."
I look at the newly found power in my hands and I put it dramatically in my pocket (yup, he wears clothes now).
"Thank you Father" I said "I will use it wisely and not abuse it"
"I love you son"
I couldn't respond. The word love was just another weird without meaning.
Damn, that sounds depressing.
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What will happen in the next chapter?
Idk!
Read it to find out! (When or if it comes out of course)
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The Adventures of Bob
HumorHello, my name is Bob. I do all kinds of cool things like going through time, meeting new people and riding my pet dinosaur. I'm a stick figure and can't be a normal person, but it's cool. I have a hard time feeling emotions, but my friends Sally an...
