The Adventures of Bob

Bob 2

In the Beginning....

"FUUUUUUCCCCCKKK"
"WTF IS THAT???!???!" the doctor screamed.
"WHAT IS IT???" dad yelled.
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW" said the doctor who didn't expect to be the one screaming today.

If you can't tell, this is the story of my birth.

"I DON'T THINK IT'S HUMAN"
"WTF DO YOU MEAN??? I KNOW MY WIFE DIDN'T CHEAT ON ME WITH NO ALIEN" my dad argued at the doctor while my mom was giving birth.

"TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONCE IT'S OUT" said the doctor "it should be over soon because IT'S FUCKING 2 DIMENSIONAL"
"wait.. ...."

"WHAT??!?!?!??" my parents yelled in unison with each other.

"THE BABY'S ALMOST OUT SO BE QUIET SO YOUR WIFE CAN FINISH QUICKLY"
"DON'T TELL ME HOW TO ACT TO MY WIFE"
"WHO'S THE EXPERT HERE?? OH RIGHT, ME!!!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP PHIL" my mom yelled.
"sorry rachel......"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
"almost there, keep going" the doctor quietly said "you're almost there"

She let out one last scream and I was born.

"Congratulations" the doctor said as he wrapped the baby, " for making this the strangest child birth in history." He smiled and handed us the baby.

My parents smiled as they took me on their arms. Their smiles faded once they saw me. It's cool though. I'm used to this reaction.

"I know he looks different, but shouldn't be be crying?"
"Yes"
"What does it mean if he isn't crying??"
"He's probably dead"

............

Fuck.....

"Now I'm gonna go vomit, brb" and the doctor left the room.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

And that is the sad, but true story of my birth.

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Wtf have I done.....

Well, this was entertaining to make. I don't know what I've created, but I'm sure it's a bad thing. Or not.

FINALLY IT'S HIS FIRST ADVENTURE. LIFE!!!!!! :D

I'm so proud of myself for making his very first 'adventure' and I'm going to try to make an actual story now that I have something to base it off of. The next chapter will probably still be shit, but oh well.

Look forward to Bob's next adventure!