So me and my dad are still in Hawaii for some reason and my dad has a fake arm so we're gonna go to a volcano now so ya.
"Hey, dad, you see that volcano?"
"Yes, son, I do see that volcano"
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"........"
"What about the volcano?"
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"........"
"Can I swim in it?"
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My dad's face rn ---> (-_-)
"NO YOU CAN'T SWIM IN THE FUCKING VOLCANO ARE YOU INSANE??!??!?"
"jeez, calm down, it was a joke"
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"....oh......"
"........"
"My bad....."
".... It's ok....."
"..... I mean...... We can look at it....."
"Oh... Ok.... That's cool....."
"Ya......."
Well, this is awkward......
"But seriously though, can I swim in it?"
"Ya, go for it"
"Sweet"
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What am I doing with my life?
Well, I doubt you enjoyed that or any of the previous parts but I'll try to make them a little more entertaining from now on. They might make no sense and have no story to it, but it'll be interesting.
Also, don't worry about the picture of Dylan O'Brien with a puppy at the top of the page..... I don't know which one of them is cuter and it makes me feel happy.
Read the next part? Maybe? I don't care if you do or not at this point.
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The Adventures of Bob
HumorHello, my name is Bob. I do all kinds of cool things like going through time, meeting new people and riding my pet dinosaur. I'm a stick figure and can't be a normal person, but it's cool. I have a hard time feeling emotions, but my friends Sally an...
