The Adventures of Bob

Bob 8

*dramatic star wars music plays*

In a galaxy far far away,

There was a brave young soul named
Bob, who was a stick figure with no friends and little too none happiness.

Bob's parents love Bob very much even though he's different. Bob's doctor though, loves him too much (we don't talk about it).

Bob is now a few months old (idefk how old he is now so fuck it) but he's a bad bitch and you can't kill him.

In the last episode, Bob learned to walk or some shit and his dad told him how he can now take him on amazing adventures.

Are you ready for the fun to finally start?

Ready,

Set,

Go.

"Bob, me and your father love you very much and we would never do anything to put you in danger but, I made a promise with him that our first born child would be able to travel the world with him. I don't know if it was the right decision or not, but fuck it. You'll survive. Besides, I don't think these trips can get too dangerous."

I looked at my mom while my dad forced down his roadkill stew. I gotta admit, it was a little awkward even for me.

"Mother, just shut the fuck up," my dad said, "he's old enough to go on trips with me and imma take him on trips. You know what? I'm gonna take him on one right now."

My dad picked me up as my mom sat in shock at the table. She instantly got over it and kept eating her garbage salad.

"Bob, we're gonna have some real fun now." he said as he sprinted with me in his arms to the basement. I've never been in the basement before and I was looking forward to it.

We arrived at the basement in seconds and encountered a fucking block of cement. Like, what kind of a door is this? There was no lock out anything. Out of nowhere, a light started to scan us. A robotic voice said "scanning", because what else would it say.

"Scanning complete. Welcome Bob and Phil."

The concrete or metal or whatever fucking door it was moved and my dad was like, "are you ready?" and I was like bitch yes I mother fucking am.

We walked into a room that gave me a headache because of all the fancy equipment. I didn't know jack about any of these things. The only thing that piqued my interest was a huge pink helicopter. Why pink you may ask? Well, why not pink?

Are you still waiting for the fun to start? Yaaaaaa, sorry, my clock stopped working, so it'll happen next episode or chapter or whatever it's called.

Oh ya,

It's called,

Bob 9.

*More dramatic star wars music plays as you mentally picture Bob with a light saber on top of the world*

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Gonna be honest, I forgot I made this story.

So, I'll update you on my life.

School is over and I just went on a school trip to China🇨🇳. Two days ago, I came back to good ol' America🇺🇸 (fuck ya).

Now, after a long break, Bob is back.

Bob will be back in the next episode of Star Wars: Bob Awakens.