The Adventures of Bob

Bob 1

Hi, I'm Bob. I'm a normal stick person that can love and feel anger. Actually, that's bull shit. I don't feel any emotions. Or it's more like I don't understand them. I'm like a living black hole! But it's cool. It can be nice at times. My father accepts me for who I am and he loves me even though I don't feel it. Ya, sounds depressing but remember, I'm a made up stick character.

As you know, I first time traveled when I was six years old and I made a T-Rex become my bitch. But he's cool now. He accepts it and he actually adores me now. He's like a cute little puppy except not little and he's not very cute. But his name is Rob and I "love" him.

Just so you know, my dad is not a stick figure and neither was my mom so I don't know why the fuck I'm a stick figure with zero emotions. It's weird, but it's cool. I've accepted it along with everyone else around me (I think) and they treat me like a normal human. They don't really like Rob though, he scares most people.

Anyways, more about me, Bob. I like long walks on the beach, drive in movie theaters, time traveling and socks. I have a huge sock collection. Don't judge me. I'm only a stick person.

More about me, I had a normal main character loss as a child. My mom died while saving my life from these assholes who tried to shoot me for being different. Guess what? I still got shot anyways but it's cool because I can't bleed. I'm basically fucking invinsible so I don't know why she fucking did that. She died in vain. Bit it's cool, my dad understands that I'm powerful and will make me take all the bullets for him. He's kinda an asshole too.

God my family's retarded.

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So this is my second chapter. I wrote this at my house so it should have made more sense than the first chapter (probably not though).

Look forward to Bob's next adventure!