The Adventures of Bob

Bob 4

-2 weeks later-

Doctor T had done multiple experiments on me since I had been born. He was still as perverted as ever and once tried to make a move on me even though I was only a few days old. But it's cool.

The doctor walked into my room where my parents and I were.

"Hello, Doctor T," my dad said and smiled at him. Doctor T smiled and lightly waved at my dad. He returned to his normal expression.

"I'm just going to tell you right away. I have results from my experiments," he said and pulled out a My Little Pony clip board.

My parents gasped loudly and covered their faces.

"Don't be afraid, his conditions should not affect him much because he is fucking 2-D, but I can't be certain," said Doctor T, "he could die."

My parents gasped even louder this time.

"Just kidding,"the doctor laughed. My parents laughed awkwardly as well. "He won't die," he said. "Yet."

My parents gasped once more and my mom fainted with her hand on her forehead.
"RACHEL!!!!!!"

"omfg calm down you retard. He's not going to die. I was just messing around."

"Thank God," my dad said as he brought my mom to a chair.

"Anyways, I did get his results. They are only the first results, so don't be alarmed if he has more problems in the future."

My mom came into consciousness and stared at the doctor. So did my dad.

"Your son has............"

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun.

Cancer

Aids

Herpes

And.......

The worst of all........

Actually, the worst...........