"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
Oopsie Daisy
I kinda cut my dad's arm off.
"WTF I TOLD YOU TO TAKE IT SLOW AND NOT TO DO FLIPS AND SHIT YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNED TO WALK WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"sorry dad I'll be more careful next time"
"IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT BECAUSE MY ARM IS ALREADY SEPARATED FROM MY BODY FUCK NOW I'M GONNA BLEED TO DEATH"
"I'll go get a bandaid"
"A BANDAID ISN'T GOING TO HELP ME"
"o rly? my bad i didn't know"
"OMFG HOW ARE YOU MY SON"
"I'll behave from now on"
"OH SURE YOU WILL THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY"
"stop being a dick about it and go to a hospital"
"Oh, ya, that's probably a good idea"
Fucking idiot.
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I'm really fuckin bored and I needed something to do. Enjoy this shitty excuse of a chapter.
Look forward to the next one I guess
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