The Life Of Jayden. (COMPLETED)

Hilarious asshole

(Jayden)
When I woke up , Jules wasn't there so I decided to take my son to daycare to see his friends , Her Red Honda and Black BMW were at the house though . I didn't text her or call her because she might've been " busy" I was close to home and when I turned the corner I could've sworn that was The Zenvo ST1 , Star's car " rolls eyes"
I know Jules ain't with her again 😤!! I pull up into the drive way and cut the engine , take my keys out the car and go inside ! " fuck she did now" I mumble to myself .  

                      I walk into the kitchen and put my wallet in the drawer , put my keys on the key holder and put my sunglasses on the counter , Juliana walks in " sooo where did you goo" I say while putting my dreads into a messy bun " I went out shopping " she said.  " with who ?" I looked her straight in the eyes " M-my-my-myself " she stumbled over words .. " ohh so who's car you take ?" I put my hands behind my back " are you about to hit me ? " she asked   " nooopeee " I replied dryly " so why your hair up and your hands behind your back " she asked staring at me
" because ima jock your shit if you lie to me " I laughed  " Why would you hit someone you love ? " she asked " nawww see you must've not heard me IMA JOCK YOUR SHIT IF YOUUU LIEEE TO MEEE" I said loudly and clearly " I have to go " she said grabbing her keys out the drawer , I reached over and snatched them right out of her hands and threw them in the trash can " soo you want to leave ?" I asked " Why the fuck would you ..." I cut her off " Because I fuckin felt like it " I said taking her other set of car keys and breaking it . " let me leave Jayden" she cried " boo who " I laughed pretending to wipe my eyes
" what's wrong with you ?" She said wiping her tears off  " ohhh well let's see , I forgive you and than you turn around and go out with Star , let me guess ? She got long ass dreads , a nice ass car and lots of money ... well I'm sorry Jules , sorry I can't fuckin get you everything you want or even be everything you want " I said laughing in her face .
When I get really mad I laugh to control myself . All Juliana did was cry , " here" I said giving her her broken key , than I went into the garbage and gave her the Honda keys . I turned around to the sink and washed my hands with soap . She was still crying just standing there holding the keys " don't you want to leave ?" I laughed " ITS NOT FUCKIN FUNNY JAY" she screamed " ohhh shiiit hahaha HAHA it's mufuckin Hilarious 🤣 Jules " I faked laugh loudly and clapped my hands " fuck You " she said while crying " nawww I don't want that " I laughed " you're a dumbass " she cried ! " if you're leaving - leave , " I said       
              I opened the cabinet and got some captain crunch cereal , grabbed a bowl out the other cabinet and poured some , than I got a spoon and opened the fridge to get almond milk , poured it over my cereal and went into the living room " mmmm this is good as fuck" I said loudly taking a spoonful into my mouth . Yeah I was probably acting stupid , yeah I'm 20 yearsold but I don't give 1 fuck 2 fuck or 3 fuck . Haha stupid bitch I said under my breathe .