Sometimes Cowards Do Survive...

Chapter 7: Don't touch my magical mitten...

Okay, so first things first; I forgot to mention that a creature known as an "Ursa" tried to jump my ass as we were leaving the forest...

But don't worry, I laid the smack down on that bitch...

And second, I tried to go to sleep last night, and woke up at three in the morning with the strangest feeling...

I could hear trillions of voices crying out in pain, and then being silenced...

Not at all concerned about that either... 

If a whole bunch of people did die, as long as it wasn't me, I'm cool with it...

NotreallyI'mactuallykindaconcerned.

Oh, also, Pyrrha has basically taken Jaune under her wing and became his personal trainer. 

Which he kinda needs, not gon' lie... 

Although, I've seen him shirtless, and, I'll be honest, I was gay for five seconds...

JUST FIVE SECONDS...

And, I've also done more reading on the Infinity Gauntlet, and I finally understand just what I'm holding...

This thing literally has the power to kill half of a universe if I wished it...

Let that one sink in... 

And, I also went back and watched some more RWBY, apparently I kept Jaune from discovering his aura or whatever during that forest incident... 

Oh well, I'm sure he'll unlock it another way...

Or he'll die...

Which I don't know what would happen if THAT went down...

But considering I'm lil' Thanos over here, who knows what could happen at this point...

People have also been preparing for this "Vytal Festival", which has a whole bunch of shit revolving around it.

And knowing me, I'll probably fuck it up in some way...

But until then, I will continue to do my job...

Which speaking of, I've been told that Ozpin and Glynda wanted to see me.

I'm sure it's about the fact that I almost kicked the shit outta Cardin again...

Then again, they'll probably thank me for that, just like Velvet did.

I heard a knock on my door.

"Yo!" I yelled.

"It's Professor Ozpin, may we come in?" He asked from the other side of the door.

"Yee!" I shouted. 

"What does that even mean?" I heard Glynda ask from the other side of the door. 

"It means 'yes', Professor Bootyful!" I shouted. 

Without warning, Glynda kicked down the door to my room and marched over to me. 

"Jesus Christ, I'd appreciate it if you would NOT, knock my door off it's hinges." I said. 

Glynda grabbed my collar and forced me to stand up. 

"One more sexual quip out of you, and I'll have you thrown off the same cliff as Ricky!" She shouted.

"Did you really throw Ricky off a cliff?" I asked.

"No. But let's just say he got a brutal punishment from Ms. Adel." Ozpin said.