Sometimes Cowards Do Survive...

Chapter 10: Everything's gone wrong...

So, I had an epiphany recently...

I could've just used one of the other stones to take the Reality Stone from Cinder...

I'm such a dumbass... 

Also, team RWBY has gone on some sort of field trip with Professor Oobleck...

Or as I like to call him "Professor Crackhead". 

This mothafucka is capable of doin' shit that no Human can do...

If I EVER, pass the Infinity Gauntlet to somebody, it ain't gonna be him...

He's got this mug that he's constantly drinking from...

I'm willing to bet that it's coffee laced with crack...

It HAS to be...

But anyway, since I haven't seen team RWBY, I've been talking to the members of team JNPR. 

Most of the conversations have been pretty normal; Ren asking for pancake related ideas, Nora asking me to help her steal the pancakes made by Ren, Pyrrha offering to teach me how to fight, in which she would kick my ass each time...

And of course, Janue asking me how sex works...

In which I would simply go to Pornhub on my phone and let him watch for the ten seconds before he fainted...

And here I thought I was a wimp...

There was supposed to be a school dance, but the sighting of a strange black robot running around the city has got people scared, so most of the students have been taking turns doing patrols looking for it...

So, with students going in and out, the dance was moved to a later date...

Everyone was okay with the change actually.

Well, everyone except for Cinder that is...

Occasionally, she would walk by me, mumbling about how she had to "change the plan".

I'm a little concerned, not gon' lie...

I've also started wearing a new white tank top and a pair of jeans that I bought while I was out with Siad.

They almost feel as good as the old ones I had, which is great.

So now, whenever my "costume" gets dirty, I have something to change into.

Still gonna wear my combat boots though, that way I won't get the Jordan's dirty...

Suddenly, there was a knock on my door. 

"Come in!" I shouted. 

The door opened and in walked none other than Cardin Winchester. 

I looked at the tall boy before laying my head back down on my pillow.

"Cardin, yo Yeezy headass better have a good reason for walking into my room." I said in a slightly sarcastic tone. 

Cardin took a few steps back toward the door after hearing my empty threat. 

"Bro relax, I'm just playin' with you." I said before sitting up. 

Cardin let out a sigh of relief before stepping back toward me.

"But seriously though, if you try anything, I'll throw you out the fuckin' window." I said. 

Cardin gulped and nodded his head.