Hood Fluent (Michael B. Jordan FanFic) EDITING!!!

Sweat Pants, Hair Tied

Michael:

"Bruh..."
I heard in my sleep and felt tapping on my shoulder..
"Bro!"
I felt more tapping.. I rolled over focusing my eyes.. I looked up and seen Sterling standing over me..

"Damn what time is it?"
I said sitting up stretching..

"It's around 8:30.."
He said..

"Oh cool, I can get a run in before it gets hot outside.. What's up why you wake me up?"

"Ohhh no reason except for the fact that we have a baby tiger in our living room!"
He said..

I laughed putting on my muscle shit..
"Whatever fool.."
I said brushing him off..
I walked out and sure enough there was a tiger but he ain't look like no baby he was pretty big..
"Bro! What the fuck, there's a tiger in our living room!"

"No shit! This has You and Lanzo written all over it.. what the hell did y'all do last night, where did y'all go?"

I thought hard..
"Man I'm not to sure, I think Lanzo slipped some drugs in my drink last night in the club.."
I said laughing..
"So how the hell we gonna get this thing outta here.."
I said sitting down petting it as he rubbed up against me.. I mean he was like a big ol' baby...
"Or we could keep it.. it is kind of cute.."

"Man you must still be high from last night.. and 'We' not doing nothing.. this is between you and Alanzo.. I gotta go meet my peoples.."

"You ain't got no peoples nigga I am yo peoples.. Speaking of Lanzo..
you seen him?"

"Yea he's in the guest restroom taking a shower.. What you mean I have lots of people!."

That's when the door opened and a whole bunch of fog came out followed by Lanzo eating a bowl of cereal.. I know people don't get Lanzo and I pretty much figured he wasn't Steelo's cup of tea but shit that was my boy, my favorite cousin.. He never fails to crack me up..

"I see y'all met Bernard.."
Lanzo said hopping up on the kitchen counter with nothing on but a towel around his waist..

"Get your cousin man, I gotta finish getting ready so I can go.. Please make sure that damn thing is outta here.."
Sterling said shaking his head walking back to his room closing his door..

"Bro that nigga is a hater I swear..
Why he don't like me, what I ever do to him?"
Lanzo said with a mouth full of cereal..

I laughed..
"Maybe because you hopped on our kitchen counter with yo balls out and shit.. eating cereal like this yo crib.."

"I always do that.."
He said like he honestly thought it was okay..

"I guess.. Bro why the fuck are you taking a shower and eating cereal at one time anyway?"
I asked ready to hear this..

"Kill two birds.. it's called multitasking, multi frame, cuzzo I got a multi mind.."
He said leaning back on the counter..

"Ooooh so that's what this is all about!"
I said nodding my head rubbing my chin..

"Yeah, see I'm a visionary.. I knew you'd get me, I mean you feeling me right?"