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Some people asked for me to do a question thing with the 11 campers and I said, sure. So here's one question.

Leo: Ello there! It's your bad boy supreme, commander of Agro II-

Percy: Major disappointment!

Jason: Douche bag extraordinaire!

Piper: World class plonker!

sxthngg: I swear you're American.

Frank: It's Flaming Valdez!

Leo: I will burn y'all at the stake.

sxthngg: Oh-kayy let's wrap up the introduction. They know who you are, anyway.

Hazel: Who's 'they'?

sthxngg: Forget I said anything. I just wanna ask: Who's the cutest couple?

Calypso: I think Hazel and Frank are pretty adorable together. Frank is just so awkward around her!

Frank: Um... thanks?

Annabeth: I agree with Calypso there.

Nico: Honestly? I like how Calypso puts Leo in his place.

Leo: Hey! Guess I'm not gonna say how cute you and Will are together.

Will: Oh, no one's stopping you there. Percy and Annabeth have been since the beginning. They're the ultimate couple.

Percy: Well, what can I say? I always satisfy my Wise Girl's needs.

sthxngg: That sounds so wrong.

Percy: Ugh, you know what I meant! I'm strong for Jason and me.

Jason: Yeah, bro!

Piper: I will tell you to pierce your heart with Riptide.

Percy: Oh... ha ha... I was obviously joking! Jason and Piper!

Piper: That's what I like to hear! 

Reyna: Percy and Annabeth went through hell and back together, literally.

Annabeth: Thanks, Reyna!

Reyna: So I say Nico and Will.

Percy: What!

Will: *high fives Nico*

Annabeth: Whatever. Percy and Annabeth for the win.

Piper: No. Nico and Will.

Frank: Nico and Will.

Hazel: Nico and Will.

Jason: Nico and Will.

sthxngg: Nico and Will.

Percy: Alright, we-

Rachel: Nico and Will.

Thalia: Nico and Will.

Chris: Nico and Will.

Chiron: Wait, they're together? So, when Will's been in Cabin 13-

Will: What? No! I'm as straight as Jason.

Jason: Don't drag me into this!

Coach Hedge: What's this about Nico and Will? Did you two not share a room on the ship?

Nico: Yeah, but um... we're straight. Duh. I'm so homophobic. Gays are weird. Pan is the same as bi. 

Will: No it's not! But... why should I care? Boobs are great!

Leo: Agreed. *Calypso sharply elbows Leo* What? They are!

Sabina: Hey, Will? Are you going to have that sleepover at Cabin 13? Cos I need to-

Nico: Oh gods, I feel so ill. Will, I need to go to the infirmary. Can we go? Now?

Will: Yep!

Coach Hedge: I'm not done with you boys!

Nico: But we are!

That was a fun 5 minutes of writing. Send questions on private messages! This person asked to be anonymous, but you can have a dedication if you wanna! I might do more like, once every 3 or 4 days? Until I get 1k and I promise to upload my new book! Hope you guys liked the sneak peek ;) 'Ight, adios for now x

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