A book in which I rant about things on Wattpad and in everyday life. I have alot of things to vent about so why not vent my frustrations to a bunch of strangers on Wattpad?
Enjoy my extra-ness.
Not a rant. Just me exposing my cringe to the public world. Enjoy :)
1. I fed my crush a pepper from the compost pile. He didn't appreciate that.
2. I sneezed. Somebody said bless you. We made eye contact. I didn't say thanks. I had social anxiety for the rest of the day.
3. I was outside one day. This blonde kid that lived next door told me I was pretty. I ran away without saying anything.
4. I wrote myself a secret admirer note, put it in my locker, and read it out loud in the cafeteria, pretending someone else gave it to me.
5. I wrote my crush a secret admirer note. My sister advised me to put lip gloss on and KISS THE PAPER MULTIPLE TIMES. The day I decide I don't want him to have it because it was entirely too cringy and obviously from me... He walks up to me with it in his hands. I died.
6. My friend told me my breath stunk in the cafeteria line. Everybody laughed.
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7. I was at the beach in the water with a bathing suit top that was a tad too big for me. I stood up too quickly and had to immediately lunge dive back into the water in hopes that nobody saw my ta-ta's.
8. I was at the gym one time and my sister, my dad, and I were playing basketball. There was this redhead kid around my age playing on the other side of the court. Every time I missed a shot I'd turn my head to see if anyone saw. The redhead kid was looking... Every. Single. Time. But everytime I MADE a shot, it was like a ghosttown.
9. The same blonde kid from number 3 told his friends I was his girlfriend (creepy, much?) while I was walking past them. We made eye contact. I ran away again.
10. I let a fart slip out in class one time. Everyone immediately knew it was me and started laughing. The only person to come to my defense was the teacher... which only made it worse.
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Okay, that's it. I low-key feel like this was boring, oops.
