A book in which I rant about things on Wattpad and in everyday life. I have alot of things to vent about so why not vent my frustrations to a bunch of strangers on Wattpad?
Enjoy my extra-ness.
They can be charming, funny, and well... hot. Which causes a lot of us girls to be very interested in them.
Which leads me to my next topic....
Thirsty Wattpad Girls.
I was inspired by Samigator to do this rant. Recently, my heart has been broken just at the sight of my fallen sisthren that are victims to the everlasting phenomena of "a wattpad boy."
I personally, don't get what all the hubbub is about that causes wattpad girls to become weak at the knees at the sight of the male species. On an online platform, at least. It's not like you can gawk at them in person. You're literally thirsting over a witty bio. Check your life.
Typical dude bio v
The name's MountainRidge.
17.I'm a dude LOL
Basketball is lit, ayyyeee. But Fortnite is litterrrr
The grinding never stops 🔥
Hmu, I don't bite ;)
Wattpad Girl posts on his MB: "omg. your bioooo, literally meee
*giggles, showcasing my dimple*
Pm me anytime, cutie 😚"
Me:
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Give me a breakkk.... that's faker then Nikki Minaj's left ta-ta.
His bio was not "literally you."
Lol, that's not cute, babe. I'm pretty sure a normal guy would cringe at said message on his page. When will girls realize that desperate is not attractive?
If you want to thirst after online dudes, there's plenty of chat rooms you can refer to.
I'm not saying you can't be flirty up here, but come on now, ladies.
Have some class.
I always cringe when I see a males profile and his message board is filled with girls, desperate for attention.
One time I was on this dudes profile and there was legit multiple messages from the same girl, left unanswered and she just kept on tryinggg smh
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Example:
"Hiii."
Hours later...
"Heyyy."
The next day...
"Duuudee, don'tignore me XD *buries face in hands*"
NO REPLY.
Like...
Do you not get the picture?!?!! HE'S NOT INTERESTED, BOO-BOO.
That poor dude was probably just on Wattpad to read some books, and support his friends or something. But because he's a dude, he's getting spammed by some starving teenage girl who can't take a hint.
It's bad enough their dms are already filled with attention-seeking females...
Ladies. I know guys are cool and all, but that doesn't mean we need to go out of our way to make sure they notice us? We're all slay queens, here... WE DON'T NEED NO MAN'S ATTENTION TO VALIDATE US.
Okay? Okay.
Get it? Got it? Good.
I feel bad for all the dudes that go through this (although some might actually like the attention) my sincerest apologies on the behalf of my kind...
It honestly just...
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I can't even continue...
That's all, folks.
Tag any wattpad dudes you know and let's see if they agree 🤔
