Hannah Montana

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If you have NOT watched Hannah Montana in its ENTIRETY. You will not understand this rant. The door is that way 👉🏽🚪 (but still read it, heehee😇)

So y'all remember my homegirl Miley Stewart, aka Hannah Montana.

So y'all remember my homegirl Miley Stewart, aka Hannah Montana

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Yeah?

So you ALSO remeber my homeboy Jake, I forgot his last name?

Blonde dude with the shaggy hair and was pretty much every girls crush growing up. He wasn't really my cup of tea, but to each their own :)))

 He wasn't really my cup of tea, but to each their own :)))

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Now....

Do you yall remeber how FREAKING CUTE MILEY AND JAKE WERE?!

Do you yall remeber how FREAKING CUTE MILEY AND JAKE WERE?!

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THEY WERE FRICKIN GOALS!

Lemme drop a backstory real quick.

Jake arrives to Mileys school. First impression is he's an airhead celebrity snob. And Miley is pretty much the only girl not fangirling over him. Even Lilster was a victim of his "charm."

Blah blah blah, things happen and they start liking each other, blah blah blah, theyre cute, bla- okay, Im assuming yall remember because I dont feel like continuing this backstory.

ANYWAYS. My point is. They were cute together. Bery bery cute.

And about midway through the show they have this STUPID episode where Miley/Hannah is having a mini falling out with Jake and DURING this falling out, she was lowkey starting to get the hots for her guitar player, Jesse.

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