Dissecting Jake Paul

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Longest rant I've had. Buckle up, kiddos.

DISCLAIMER: In no way, am I hating on or jealous of Jake Paul IN ANY WAY. This rant is just me stating my opinion on the young fellow. Believe it or not, I'M ENTITLED TO MY OPINION, so please don't get butthurt at anything I might say.

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure you might know who Jake Paul is.

Since it's been a while since I've seen one of Jakey's videos, for obvious reasons.... I stripped myself of my will and decided to watch...

Not one.

Not two...

FIVE Jake Paul videos. (I only ranted about 4, but I DID watch 5)

 (I only ranted about 4, but I DID watch 5)

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It was so hard.... but I managed to pull through for you guys.

Video #1: I Was Arrested..."

This video starts off with some corny, horror movie type intro that took up 36 seconds of my life. I was already irritated from the beginning.

Then, it switches to Jake and his friends-*cough* I mean his suck-up comittee, sitting down talking about how their house has been broken into for the past three nights... by KILLER CLOWNS.

*blink blink*

It doesn't stop there. APPARENTLY, one of the suck-ups named Justin...
WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE KILLER CLOWNS!!😱 Oh, noooo 😢

They then proceed to "call the cops" and the "cops" come

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They then proceed to "call the cops" and the "cops" come. Jake shows them "evidence" that the killer clowns were at their house by showing the "cops" "security footage."

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