A book in which I rant about things on Wattpad and in everyday life. I have alot of things to vent about so why not vent my frustrations to a bunch of strangers on Wattpad?
Enjoy my extra-ness.
ima just get right into this one y'all. this stuff irks the caboozies out of meeesksksksks
1. When someone is cleaning the dirt out of their nails right beside me. Or just the action of flicking their nail just really grinds my gears.
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Like no, get away from me. I don't want your stank dirt flicking into my breathing space.
2. When someone enters your room through a previously CLOSED door and leaves with it fish mouth open.
3. When I'm singing a song by myself and someone joins in without permission. Like no, I didn't ask you for backup. I'm looking at you SpratleyMac >.>
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4. When you ask someone for a piece of gum and they bend it as they're handing it to you.
5. Door handles that look like this:
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I DISLIKE THEM WITH A PASSION. Idk why, but door handles that look like this just uurrghhhhh, I can't 😤
Speaking of ugly door handles... I saw this while riding one day.
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I don't feel like cropping that so please tilt your phone to the side. EWWW. THE HORRROR. LOOK AT THOSE DOOR HANDLESSS 😣😣😣😷😷 WHY IS ONE HORIZONTAL WHILE THE OTHER IS VERTICAL. CHOOSE ONE. YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH.
Sigh.... anyway, moving on.
6. When someone tells you that someone you know, has a crush on you. I don't want to know that. Now I can't look at them without thinking "Crap, this person likes me, blah blah blah."
Especially if you don't like them back. This happened to me twice with the same person. He came up to me and was like
"Did so and so tell you something about me?"
And of course I lied, "No, why?"
My mind: Yes, yes he did and I feel so bad because I don't like you back and now you're feeling all paranoid because now I know you're secret and you're probably wondering if I like you back and I really hope that you don't ask me because then I'll have to let you down and-
He believed me, though, so thank God for that.
But, I honestly hate situations like that.
I don't want someone to know that I know that they like me. All because their blabbermouth friend decided to tell me.
7. When someone touches my neck *shudders at the thought* it's so uncomfortable and I always end up clapping my chin down on their fingers and it just gets weird
8. When someone shushes me. Like, you can tell me to be quiet, shut up, put tape over my mouth, whatever...
BUT DO NOT SHUSH ME. NO. I TAKE THE ULTIMATE OFFENSE TO THAT. I'M NOT A TWO YEAR OLD, OKAY?! DO NOT SHUSH ME.
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9. When you're playing a videogame and someone in the room is non stop yelling, trying to tell you what to do.
Ex. "No, do that move! Not that one! Press x, press x, press x! Duck! Hit them back! Do a combo!"
*character dies
"I TOLD YOU TO DO A COMBO! Hand me the remote, my turn."
Me:
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10. When I sneeze and no one says bless you, so I just have to bless myself.
