Star Wars Characters React To Ships

Ezra x Ketsu

Another thank you to StarWarsKing for requesting this.

Yoitsme108: I ship this. One, because I do. Two, because I like to torture blue cheese.

Extra Ezra: really? Blue cheese? That's just mean.

Yoitsme108: do you prefer the other one?

Extra Ezra: neither!

Yoitsme108: not an option. Now let Ketsu speak. She's cooler.

Ketsu: umm thanks.

Extra Ezra: what did I ever do to you Yoitsme108?

Yoitsme108: well for one, you keep talking.

Ketsu: Wow. Do you two have some issues with each other?

Extra Ezra: no. I barley know her. She just started insulting me the second we met. It hasn't stopped.

Yoitsme108: I wasn't insulting you. I was roasting you. Big dif.

Ketsu: ok, so what am I doing here?

Yoitsme108: you are the future partner of Blue Cheese Ezra.

Ketsu: uhhhhh.....

Extra Ezra: no. no no no.

Yoitsme108: yes. Yes yes yes.

Ketsu: uhhhh.....

Extra Ezra: she doesn't want me. We don't want to be together. it's settled.

Yoitsme108: maybe she doesn't want you because you're not that cool. She's a warrior bro. You're well.. you're blue cheese.

Extra Ezra: please leave my hair alone.

Yoitsme108: your hair is so extra.

Extra Ezra: so it's Ketsu's! *waves hands around like a dramatic boi*

Yoitsme108: we have been through this. She is coooooooool! What have you done to be cool?

Extra Ezra: I am cool. I have done a lot of stuff.

Yoitsme108: what have you done to be cool?

Extra Ezra: what have you done?

Yoitsme108: ......... I'm just cool. I don't have to try........

Ketsu: that doesn't sound convincing.

Yoitsme108: you know what! I don't like you anymore. You're more uncool then Ezra. That's really uncool. That's like more uncool then the most uncool person in the galaxy.

Extra Ezra: what is wrong with you?

Ketsu: I don't think it's possible to be more uncool then Ezra.

Extra Ezra: what?!?!?!?

Ketsu: I'm just teasing you. Have some fun.

Yoitsme108: the strongest couple bonds are the couples that roast each other.

Ketsu: could you not?

Yoitsme108: just sayin.

Extra Ezra: can I-

Yoitsme108: don't finish that sentence. I can't handle your whiny behavior.

Extra Ezra: *shooketh* What. Did I do. To you?

Yoitsme108: I just roast people sometimes. You just happened to be the one I chose.

Ketsu: glad she didn't choose me.

Yoitsme108: I ship it.

Ketsu: ha. No.

Yoitsme108: I understand if you don't want to be with him. It is Ezra after all.

Extra Ezra: *walks out mumbling curses under breath*

Yoitsme108: what a baby.

Ketsu: maybe this is why you have no friends.

Yoitsme108: *shooketh* Wow. Respect. That was a good roast.

Ketsu rating: 0/10
Ezra rating: 0/10
Yoitsme108 rating: 10/10

-yoitsme108