Star Wars Characters React To Ships

Sabine x Kallus

Another great request from @Streamripples! Thanks!

Yoitsme108: Omg. 10k? Can I just say I love you people!

You people: we know.

Yoitsme108: ah, nice reference. 😏

Yoitsme108: so. Here. We have Sabine and Kallus.

Sabine: no, you're doing it wrong.

Yoitsme108: what?! I do my intros how I want Sabine! It's my book!

Sabine: no, I didn't mean it like that. You forgot to give us nicknames. You know, like Extra Ezra.

Yoitsme108: ah, quite right Sabine-machine. Let me start over. Here. We. Have. Sabine Machine and calculus.

Kallus: really? Calculus?

Yoitsme108: beggars can't be choosers.

Kallus: litteraly wasn't even begging.

Yoitsme108: your attitude needs to bring it down to below freezing. Meaning chill. Take the pot off the burner. Extinguish your hate fire. Take an ice bath. Simmer down. Calm your roll. Take a chill pill. Eat a breath mint. Do some yoga. Meditate.

Sabine machine: *on the floor dying of laughter*

Calculus: that wasn't necessary.

Yoitsme108: you're still freaking out.

Calculus: I'm not freaking out! Change my name now!

Sabine machine: *laughs harder*

Calculus: Sabine....

Yoitsme108: speaking of Sabine, what do you think about her?!

Calculus: I think she needs to stop laughing.

Sabine machine: lighten up. Yoitsme108 is a fun person

Calculus: watching someone make fun of someone else is fun for you?

Sabine machine: I never thought about it like that... now that I am.... yes! That's very fun! Especially when she is roasting you!

Calculus: *#notamused*

Yoitsme108: all the best couples roast each other. I can see you two as a thing.

Calculus: ok. Goodbye.

Yoitsme108: I guess onto the ratings then.

Calculus: ratings?

Yoitsme108: Yeah. Rate the ship and your experience as a whole.

Kallus rating: 0/10

Yoitsme108: that's rude.

Calculus: fine. Since Sabine isn't as annoying as you are.

Kallus rating: 1/10
Sabine rating: 7/10
Yoitsme108 rating: 10/10

-yoitsme108