Thanks for the request @jakkujedi
Yoitsme108: that picture is MY F A V O R I T E LUKE PIC EVER!
Luke: calm down.
Yoitsme108: ok.
Luke: seriously you're so... wait, did you just actually listen to someone? And not go crazy?
Yoitsme108: yeah, I'm trying it out, not being crazy that is.
Phasma: you won't last a day.
Yoitsme108: *thinks about throwing Phasma in a fire* we'll see.
Luke: how does it feel to be normal?
Yoitsme108: I feel contained and and generic, trapping my own soul in a colorless box.
Luke: whoa.
Yoitsme108: I don't like it.
Luke: just try harder, maybe you will like it.
Yoitsme108: shall we get on with the ship?
Phasma: actually I'd rather not. I would never even consider being in a relationship with Skywalker.
Yoitsme108: okay we don't have to do it.
Luke: what? Did you hit your head or something? Are you okay?
Yoitsme108: yeah I'm fine.
Phasma: does this mean I can leave?
Yoitsme108: sure.
Phasma: *leaves*
Yoitsme108: hey Luke, wanna sit on the couch?
Luke: sure. *sits* *pets other Luke*
Yoitsme108: *also sits*
Luke: this is nice.
Yoitsme108: *eye twitches* I CANT TAKE IT! *stands up and runs out*
Luke: well that was short lived, not even a day, metal lady was right.
Yoitsme108: *drags Phasma back in with souper strength* YOU WILL PARTICIPATE!
Phasma: maker! You know this is why people hate you.
Yoitsme108: ok, get shippin.
Luke: no, I knew this would happen. No matter how crazy you act or how much you yell, I will never be with Captain Plasma.
Phasma: it's Phasma.
Luke: sorry pharmacy.
Phasma: that's not even close.
Yoitsme108: *slaps knee*
Luke: okay yoitsme108?
Yoitsme108: people can usually get what they want by being crazy. I got Phasma in here.
Phasma: it will never happen! Give up!
Luke: no that won't work here. We don't do that here.
(Insert funny Black Panther meme)
Yoitsme108: please?
Luke: no.
Yoitsme108: please?
Phasma: NO!
Yoitsme108: FINE!!!! *grabs porg Luke and leaves*
Ratings
Luke: 0/10
Phasma: she thinks rating is below her.
Yoitsme108: 2/10
-yoitsme108
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Star Wars Characters React To Ships
HumorStar Wars characters will react to the ship and then rate it out of 10🚢 🤓(Requests CLOSED!)🤓 #1 in sw on December 3 2018 #3 in Armitagehux December 3 2018 #3 in cringe February 19 2019
