Mah Random Oneshots. UrielectricFire

Deerper X Fawn!Reader. Huntin season

(I dunno if dipper's name is deerper in the hunter AU.. but this is the hunter au. Well.. more like a Mashup of the hunter AU and the Monster falls AU..)

I stretched, muttering. My best friend, Deerper was looking at me, eyes half lidded. We were laying under a tall pinetree, relaxing. I sat up, looking around. It was getting lighter around. I sighed. "It's so nice today, derp." I said, poking him. His eyes closed when I did this.
"yeah. We should do something." He muttered, standing, and ducking as he walked out from under it. Suddenly, a loud bang echoed around the surrounding woods, making me jump, and cower.

  "D-d-deerper.." I said quietly. Deerper was frozen in place, staring off into the distance. I breathed, and stood, grabbing the cuff of his shirt, and tugging him into the shelter we shared.
"We need to be quiet." He looked at me, fear striking his wide, chocolate eyes. "This has happened before." He whispered. Suddenly a pale face peeked in.
"aha!" He then proceeded to try to clamber in, fingers digging in the dirt. Dipper scowled, and stood on his hind legs, kicking the yellow clad man in the jaw, leaving a trail of blood. The man looked shocked, but then snapped out of it, growling and crawling in, sticking a gun in our faces. "oh i see you have a mate..." he mumbled, looking sad. But suddenly it turned into a smirk with no remorse in it. "Guess she'll have to tough it out!" He reached for deerper, batting a hand at him.

I looked to the side of him, seeing an opening in the branches. I grabbed my friends arm, and booked it to the entrance. We got out, and the first thing Deerper did was pull away, and stare at me for a second. "He called you my mate." He mumbled. I nodded, eyes darting back to the shelter.
"Y-yeah.. can we-"
"I guess you are.." he smiled, walking closer to me. I blushed but started hyperventilating.
"real great, Dip.. but we're kinda being chased By a rabid, demon, deer hunter!!" I screamed. He shook his head, suddenly getting serious.
"R-right!" He said, grabbing my sweater mabel made me. "Follow me!" He said, us twisting around trees.

An old, colapsed house came into view. We ducked inside. Well.. i did. Dipper didn't fit inside, because of his antlers. I saw the blonde headed man come barreling around the corner, looking around frantically. I freaked out. "Oh no!" I freaked. Another loud bang. Dipper flinched really hard this time, and grunted. My eyes widened really wide. "Derp?!" I asked. He just stared at me with a dead look. "Deerper?" I asked again, tears gathering. I heard the hunter yell. "I got him!" I started sobbing. "Please.." He blinked, looking at me.
"What? What are you crying?" He asked. I looked up at him.
"wha-" I looked behind him, seeing a tall gargoyle standing there. A human looking sphinx stood behind the gargoyle. I noticed dipper had a blue glow around him. I let go of him. The gargoyle grinned down at me.
"Ey, Ford.. take a look. Little Deerper isn't alone." He said, looking happy. So called 'ford' looked at me.
"I see that, Stanley." I was scared. 'Stanley', bent down, and extended a hand. "Stanley. Preferably stan though. My brother just likes to talk like he's all that." He mumbled, shaking my small hand.

He stood straight, motioning to Ford. "And this is my nerd twin, Stanford. Although everyone calls him Ford." I looked at ford. He shook his head, rolling his lion eyes.
"Nice to have made your aquaintence." He said, me nodding politely back. I heard a loud boom behind me, making me jump, and rush to Deerper, holding his hand instinctively. The two older men glared, and Ford grabbed dipper, Stan picking me up. They flew up pretty high, before deerper got handed to Stan. Ford clapped, and all the ground under us bounced high.

He then roared like a lion, scaring the Hunter away. The two older men then flew us down to the ground again. I turned around, once on the ground. "Who are you guys anyway? You know other then Ford and Stan..?" They laughed. Then ford spoke up.
"Ah.. we forgot to say.. we're Deerper's.. what's the word, stan?" Ford looked over to stan in an attempt to come up with a word. Stan grinned.
"Grunkle." I scrunched up my nose.
"What?" Deerper laughed a little.
"Great uncle." I rose an eyebrow.
"Wha- how does that even work?" The two.. grunkles laughed.
"Its hard to explain.. anyway.. we'll be taking our leave now. Bye kiddo." Stan ruffled deerper's hair. Ford turned to me, along with Stan.
"Take care of Deerper, you hear? It was great to meet you little lady." Ford bowed. I smiled. "You guys too.. thanks for saving us." They nodded.
"Of course." And they flew away. I turned to Deerper. He was smiling.
"well.. now I see where you get your drama from.." I smiled. He chuckled. "Yep. Anyway... shall we? He asked., motioning to the sunny meadow ahead of us. I grinned. "Yeah. Let's go!" He smiled, grabbing my hand, and galloping toward the meadow.

(Random crackhead thought..Is it just me, or does Hiccup from How To Train Your Dragon, remind me of Dipper? Like hundreds of times I've thought of him, my mind automatically thinks of Dip. 😁 maybe I could make a oneshot where the two meet through Y/N...? Hmm. 😌 *taps my head* yeahhh.. *taps ur head* yeahhhhh.. Or not..)