Mah Random Oneshots. UrielectricFire

Dipper X reader. Camping

Dipper's pov)

I sat on a dead log, watching Y/N carve a walking stick. She had her hair in a ponytail, basketball shorts, tennis shoes, and a shirt that had her favorite band name on it. She looked up at me, smiling. "look dip! My stick looks great doesn't it?" She asks. I smile wider.
"Yeah. Good job!" I cheer. "I'm proud of you!" I say. She looks back at her stick.
"Thanks. Ya wanna hike back down?" She asks. I nod, standing.
"Alright.. when you're ready, I am." I say. She looks back at the trail, and starts to walk down again, me following suit.

Timeskip

Finally, we were at the bottom of the trails again. She looks to me, wiping her forehead. "Whew.. we're finally down. Took us.." She looks at her watch. "Hour and a half to get back." She says. I smile triumphantly.
"Pretty good achievement, I might add." I said. She smiles back, then takes her hat off, pouring her water over her head.
"I think we should go fishing.." She suggests. I actually think that's a pretty good idea.
"Yeah. That sounds fun." I say, chuckling. Grabbing our backpacks, we headed out, picking up a rental boat on the way there.

I looked at the water. "Ew. Look at that water.. blegh." I mumbled. She nodded.
"Perfect water for fishing." She shrugged. I nodded.
"Yeah.. anyway, lemme back the boat into the water. Go get on the dock." I said. She nodded in response, making her way to the dock. I walked up to my truck, backing it up into the water, Y/N getting on instead of the dock. I smiled, raising my eyes. She does that every time. Once I parked the car, and came back down, she already had the hooks ready, and her sunscreen, and bug spray on and ready for me to use. I smiled at her.
"Well.. jeez how long was I gone?" I joked, laughing. She laughed at my joke, shaking her head.
"Get on the boat weirdo." She said. I got on the boat, pushing it back out into the water where I could get the motor running. Once we got out at where we were going to cast, she picked up her pole, and casted out. Before I could even pick up my pole, she tugged on her pole, standing up quickly. I looked at her, eyes widening.
"Wha- you've.." I said, not believing she had already gotten one. She turned to me, grinning.
"Stop gawking and get the net!" She said. I blinked, and turned around, fumbling with the net.
"Right!"
"Dipper! Quick!" She laughed. I finally grabbed it, and held it out, scooping the fish from the water. It was actually a really big trout. I looked at her, smiling.
"Wow! Good job, N/N!" I said, connecting it to the drag cable in the water. "One." I counted. She smiled.

It went like that for the rest of the time, repeatedly catching fish, until we got about 10. After we got to the shore again, I offered to take and gut the fish for her. She politely declined, and went straight to the water, cutting the gills out, and pulling the fish inside out from there, smiling contently. But something was weird about this, though. She enjoyed doing it. Gutting and cleaning the fish. I watched her intently, getting interested. I've never seen a girl even be willing to do this job. She realized I was watching her.
"What?" She asked, waving one of her trouts guts in my face. I smiled, backing up, watching her throw them out into the water in front of her.
"Nothing. I've just never seen a girl be excited doing the dirty work, nonetheless willing to gut fish.." I said. She smiled, shrugging.
"Been camping and cutting animals, mostly fish, my whole life.. Nothin new for me." She said, bluntly. I looked up from her, seeing lots of other boats on the water.
"All of these people on the boats are wondering how you got so many good ones, and they haven't." I said, making her laugh.
"Well," She trailed off, standing up with all the fish on her thumbs.
"..Just luck, I guess. Now take about five of these, and help me bring em to the car." She said. I nodded, taking some and walking up the slope to the cooler on the back of my truck, dropping them in. After doing that, I smelled a foul smell, looking over at Y/N, I noticed she was covered in scales, blood, guts and slime. And it smelled horrible. I plugged my nose, letting her get in first. She noticed I was trying not to breathe when I got in the car. Laughing she leaned over and hugged me.
   "Aw. How sweet.. do I smell good?" She asked, making me have no choice but to smell it. I pushed her away, sticking my tongue out in horror.
"You reek." I said, keeping my hand on her forehead, holding her back. She smiled.
"But you love me.." She cooed. I stayed silent for a second.
"Yes.. I do.. But that doesn't excuse you from cleaning up yourself." I said. She shook her head.
"Critic."

Hey everybody!  I did this one off of what I did at girls camp. I gutted all the fish everyone caught and it was a lot of fish. The boys of one of our leaders' were watching me in confusion, because I guess they've never seen a girl be so happy to catch, kill, gut, and eat fish before.. so they were just standing behind, watching. 😂 it was amazing. And I kept catching them one by one over and over. I love Gutting fish. Anyway.. I'm a tomboy!! Ya gotta expect that! See ya guys later! 😈