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Drive by. (abandoned!bill cipher X reader)

(This is a songfic, that bill is singing to reader, after she left gravity falls to get away from him. Once she or shall I say you come back to gravity falls you find bill singing this to you. *ahem* in a very handsome voice might I add.. 👌)

Reader)
I was upstairs in my cabin, on my laptop, looking at my Instagram. Oddly though, I thought I heard humming. But.. I was home alone.. I raised an eyebrow. "Maybe Dip and mabel came to see me?" I asked myself, standing. Once coming out, I looked down the stairs, and jumped. Bill was at the bottom, on the ground, pushing his feet against the bottom step. I glared. "Bill. Get out of my-" Bill shook his head giving me a debonair smirk, before opening his mouth to sing one of my favorite songs, tapping his foot to the beat.

~On the other side of a street I knew stood a girl that looked like you, I guess that's deja vu, but I thought this can't be true, cause you moved to west LA or New York, or Santa fey oh where ever to get away  from me~

he sung, out stretching an arm toward me, goofily. I shook my head, scoffing. "Bill.." he smiled at me now, making something in my heart listen.

~Oh but that one night was more then just right, I didn't leave you cause I was all through, oh I was overwhelmed, in fact, as scared as hell because I really fell for you.~

I stood there, before closing my eyes, and exhaling. I stepped forward, going down the stairs. He got up, excitedly, opening his arms for a hug. I approached him, noting his grin. Once at the bottom, I ducked under his arms, turning, and going through the kitchen, and grabbing my keys, opening the door leading out to the garage, and exiting, to get in my car. Once in, I opened the garage door, and backed out. Driving up my street, I looked in the rear view mirror, and looked at my house, grumbling "good riddance." Suddenly I saw Bill running at demon speeds, chasing my car. I rolled my eyes. "Desperate much, cipher?" Once I looked back, he was gone. I exhaled, "gosh."

Looking over in the passenger seat, he was sitting there, feet up on the dash. I jumped, swerving. "Jeez- bill! I almost crashed, you-you.. idiot!" He grinned.
  "Aw. Your insults flatter me!" He smiled. I looked back at him. "Just...you do realize I left to get away from you?" He nodded vigorously.
  "Yes. But now you're back! So obviously I didn't bother you that much! You missed me, baby." He said, matter of factly. I scowled.
"No. I came back for a job." He cocked his head.
"What job?" I shook my head.
"Oh no no no no no! I'm not having you follow me to work too!" I said. He shrugged.
"Fine." After a moment of silence his eyes widened as if he got an idea. 'Oh no' he turned to me.

~Oh i swear to ya, I'll be there for ya, this is not a driveby
Just a shy guy looking for a two ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy-~
"Boy you really are old.. no one uses that word anymore." I cut him off.
~They don't like it, sue me. The way you do me
Oh i swear to ya, I'll be there for ya, this is not a driveby~

I looked at him, giving him an unamused face. "How convenient.. we're in the car-" I looked at bill.
"Get your buckle on." He rolled his eyes.
"I'm fine, babe." Grumbling, I shook my head.
"Okay.. one. Don't call me that. Two, You have to, in order to ride in here." He looked at me, before buckling in.
"There.. now.. can I continue?" I stared forward, turning.
"Well, can I ask why you're singing to me?" He smirked.
"Hon.. one thing I remember about you is that you always sung it, and loved it. Obviously still do. And i heard it always works.." he crossed his arms, looking proud. I rolled my eyes.
"You're an idiot. Also this isn't a fairytale.. it doesn't work." I huffed. Bill scoffed.
"Heh. We'll see about that, won't we?" He asked. I sighed in frustration.
"Bill-"