I'm Kind of Sirius (Sirius Black fan fiction)

Chapter 2 : Kreacher, the unwanted house elf

"I messed with the chicken sandwich in my hands, twisting it over again and again, not really feeling hungry. I probably looked like a young child attempting to eat dinner at their grannies house. Let's all face it, even I had that granny that didn't seem to know vegetables weren't a big thing with kids yet still continued to load your plate with them. To be honest, I only like three vegetables. I love fruit, just not vegetables.

"Sirius, stop messing with that sandwich and just eat it. You're setting a bad example," Ariel scolded me and I rolled my eyes. She had been grumpy all week and I was sick of it. Okay, I get it, she's on her... thing, but she doesn't have to snap at me all the time. We were in the Weasley's house for Godric's sake! There were plenty of other people for her to snap at. There was about twenty other people in this very room!

We had just finished talking about some stuff for the Order, all about Harry's protection. Everyone was now eating lunch in the kitchen and Mrs. Weasley was rushing to make everyone seconds. That woman sure could cook. By everyone I mean Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Fred, George, Ariel, Molly, Arthur, Kingsley, Remus, Tonks, Mundu-"

"We were there, Sirius," Harry said blankly, cutting me off. I glared at him before I realized he was right. Oh. Well, this is different. It actually kind of felt weird to be telling a story that they knew something about. I shook off the disappointment of them knowing some of my story and began to tell the rest of the story.

"Well, as I was saying before..."

"We had finished our lunch and we were all helping Molly clean up. I was scrubbing the dishes when Fred and George apparated right next to Molly causing all the plates she ha-"

"We were there, Sirius," Fred and George said together. I glared at them for interrupting again but I also frowned as this was one of my favourite parts of what had happened in the last three years. Can't a guy tell a funny story without everyone already knowing it. I decided to just get on with the story and ignore their comments.

"Well, since you all know that bit," I glared at all of them as I got on with my story. "Let's get onto the next bit."

"So I was in Fred and George's room, Ariel, Remus and Tonks beside me, all our wands out as we tried to find the thing that had earlier exploded in their room when they had been working on a potion for their shop and according to them and I quote 'created a little alien from Mars that wants to eat everyone's name that ends with s's fingers off'. No idea why they sent Tonks, Remus and I in as well as Ariel but they did.

"I hear a hissing noise over here," Remus whispered, directing his lit wand over to the corner at the end of Fred's bed. He leaned forward, getting slowly closer to the dark corner with cobwebs. The cobwebs made it look completely black and the fact that we turned off the light in case the creature would attack in the light. Magical creatures can be unpredictable. They can strike at any time, you have to be careful.

So, anyway, at this point is when Harry and Ginny burst into the room and throw a dungbomb at us before they run out lau-"

"WE WERE THERE, SIRIUS!" They all shouted at me and I was taken aback. Some of the healers around us told us to be quiet but I ignored them as I glared at the children. They had to ruin my funny story, didn't they? Of course one of the funniest things that happened in the last three years they had to have been there for. I let out a huff and I started to ignore them.

"Sorry, Sirius, please go on with your story," Hermione said pleadingly, a bit of a puppy dog look her face as she waited for me o continue along with the rest of the group who had joined in with the puppy dog looks. I rolled my eyes at their childishness and decided to just tell them the story, hoping it would work like it had last time. Where Ariel was suddenly back in my arms and forgiving of me.