How To Date A Greek Boy

Josh All Over Again

“Why are you here?” I groaned.
“Nice to see you too, Lee.” Josh muttered darkly.

“Go away. Kelly must be waiting. I can see you have a boner from being away from her too long.”

He raised an eyebrow at my comment. “When did you get so bitchy?”

“The day you got horny and had sexy with someone who was not your girlfriend in the parking lot, while your girlfriend was going crazy worrying about you.”

He sighed and threw his head back. “I told you I was sorry.”

“Yeah, well sorry doesn’t cut it. Now why are you here?”
“I just wanted to see you.”

“You did. Now fuck off.”

His eyes widened, and his lips parted slightly.
A few months ago I’d have found that incredibly sexy- the parting of his lips, but now all I wanted to do was take his lips in my hands and stretch them out of proportion until they looked like beef cakes.

If only God had given me infinite power and given him the powers of Mr. Elastic.

I pushed past him, trying to open the door to our dorm, muttering under my breath about how stalkerish he was.

He got my address, I mean, who the hell does that?! It was almost like he was following me!

Until I realized something- was he actually following me?!

“If you’re getting creeped out because you think I’m stalking you, I’m not.”
“Glad to know.”

“I just happen to live next door.”
WHAT?!

“We booked this hostel online when we were planning this trip, Lee. You don’t remember?” He sounded almost….disappointed.

Just giving you a dose of your own heartlessness, manwhore.

“I saw the videos on YouTube.” He said when I didn’t answer for a while.
“That’s nice.” I said, still trying to get the lock on that damn door open. It stayed jammed.

SO convenient.

“You guys seem to be enjoying.” He said, still not leaving.
God, get a clue.

“Look, I’m just a little bu-“ I said, trying to get rid of him.

“Are you actually dating that guy?”

I stopped and finally turned around to look at him carefully.
So that was what was getting him so worked up. That was why he’s here. I could see it in his eyes- they were so guarded.

Josh’s eyes were always guarded when he didn’t like something but didn’t want you to know that.

“That guy is named Konstantinos, and yes, we’re dating.”
“What’s wrong with you, Lee?!” He suddenly burst out. “You’re posing for the whole damn world on YouTube, you’re doing crazy things, you just ran away from Graduation and now you’re dating a guy you barely know?!”

That really got me.
Who does he think he is?

“Maybe I’ve always wanted to do these things, but I’ve never got the courage to do them.” I shrugged carelessly but my voice betrayed me, showing hints of annoyance.

He scoffed. “Bullshit, Lee. I’ve known you for four years. This girl isn’t you.”

I remained silent, glaring him down. He didn’t budge.