I made this one because who doesn't like the cuteness of having to fight a giant over the right to have unhealthy food. Especially when the giant is your boyfriend. This is after the Deviant Androids have won their freedom, becoming functioning members of society.
(Name) POV
I was currently on my tippy toes, trying to reach up and grab the box of sugar cookies in Connor's hand as he held it higher. "Connor I want the cookies, just one more at least?" I ask, reaching as high as possible but still falling short.
"I think having a box of ten other sugar cookies is enough. It is unhealthy to-" "I don't care about it being healthy, food is life" I huff in annoyance as he didn't even have to get on his own tippy toes to keep them away from me. "But an eleventh cookie couldn't hurt" I pouted as I continued to reach for them. "On the contrary, too much sugar can cause a lot of damage" he countered, holding them away. I jumped up and grabbed his arm holding the box, only for him to switch to the other hand.
"Connor, why must you torture me this way?" I say as I put my arms down and give up. I grin evilly as I got an idea. I picked up my wallet and put it in my pocket as I walked to the door. "(Name), what are you doing?" Connor asked me in a serious tone. "Oh nothing... Just going to... Buy another box of-" I couldn't even finish before Connor ran to where I was and took my wallet, holding that up along with the box.
"Now you're just being a bully" I say as I cross my arms. "I'm trying to save your health before you have a sugar problem and make yourself sick" Connor said in a matter-of-fact tone. "But that doesn't explain why you won't let me have me eleventh cookie" I press on, not willing to give up my sugar cookies. "Once you started the last box, you did not stop. I will not let you eat twenty cookies all by yourself" Connor said in a serious, deep tone.
"Yeah, whatever you say dad" I say as I walk away, plotting on how to either get my wallet or the cookies. Maybe even both if I'm lucky. I go off into the bedroom to find something that could be of help. I grabbed my reading chair ans dragged it all the way behind the door, starting with my first trial. "Connor!" I call out, hear his footsteps coming down the hall as I hid behind the door. He opened the door and walked in, allowing me to jump onto his back and hold on like a baby koala.
"(Name), what are you doing?" He asked as he held the Cookies away from me. "I want the cookies" I demand, not wanting to leg go any time soon. "I've already told you, no (Name)" Connor said sternly. "You're not my dad" I say with a scoff. "Though that is not what you said two nights ago when-" "Nope! That's different. Now, give them to me" I say. "I could stay on your back all day" I say in a sing-song like tune. "That is not possible." Connor said.
"Try me" I said with a mischievous grin. So we went on like thos for about half an hour before I got bored. "Connor" I whined and laid my head on his shoulder. "Yes, (Name)?" He asked. "Can I have another cookie now?" I asked him, getting the same reply as the first million times I asked him. "No" he said, a more commanding tone in his voice. He had a serious look on his face and I was more determination to get the cookies. I was willing to do anything to get them, even if the power of seduction was to be my last resort.
I kissed his neck, making him stop every movement he was doing. "Can I have them back now?" I asked, him being in a trance as he slightly turned his head away from where I could see his expression. "The answer's still no" Connor said, walking to the refrigerator and putting them on top of it. I speedily jumped down, getting ready to climb the counter to get on top of the fridge but Connor grabbed me around the waist and pulled me back.
He carried me to our room, laying us both on the bed as he held onto me tightly. It was more of a cuddling position than anything. I pouted when he wouldn't let me go. "When will I be able to have another cookie?" I asked him with hopeful eyes.
"After you cuddle with me for a while" he responded. I turned, facing him as I buried my face into his chest. "You're lucky I love you" I muttered, falling asleep after a long day of plotting and trying to take something from my giant boyfriend (hes only 6'0 but whatever floats your boat, Reader).
"I consider myself very lucky that you love me" Connor said as I finally drifted off to sleep with him still holding me.
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