Math HETALIA STYLE!!

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Rita-chan: UGH I HATE MATH!!!!!

Brazil- chan: well then think of it like this. *writes down a list on a piece of paper*

~read below ~

Romano + Tomatoes = a happy Romano

Mexico + Tacos = Tacos that taste better than anything at Taco Bell

Brazil + Germany = Extremely shy Brazil

Prussia + beer + Gilbird = AWESOME

Germany + wurst = Happy Germany

Russia + Vodka = Drunk Russia

Prussia + Uncle Spain + France = BTT ( WOMEN'S SKIRTS BEWARE!! XD )

Rita-chan + Brazil-chan (me) + my Family + Food and Alcohol = ONE HELL OF A CRAZY PARTY, GOOD TIMES, DRUNK STUFF, SHANNINGINS, STUFF THAT HAPPENS WHEN DRUNK, AND ONE HELL OF A HANGOVER THE NEXT DAY

Argentina + Cigars = well there is nothing that really changes, he's still my asshole big brother.

US + UK = good yaoi! XD

FR + UK = more good yaoi!

Rita-chan + Scotland + Brazil-chan pressuring Rita-chan = RITA-CHAN FINALLY CONFESSING HER LOVE FOR SCOTLAND! XD

Portugal-chan + Brazil-chan = adowable sister moments

Chile + Brazil-chan = CRAZY SHIT HAPPENING!!!

PuertoRico-chan + Tomato = HER BAIT TO LURE IN ROMANO! XD

Hungary + Prussia = *WHAM* Hungary hitting Prussia with her frying pan!

TOO LONG OF A LIST TO WRITE!!!

Brazil-chan: do you get it now?

Rita-chan: *slightly pissed at Brazil-chan for talking about my crush on Scotland then grins evilly* Ya I got it now. So if....

Rita-chan(me) + Scotland + Brazil-chan pressuring Rita-chan = Rita-chan finally confessing her love for Scotland

Then....

Rita-chan + Germany = RITA-CHAN TELLING GERMANY THAT BRAZIL-CHAN HAS A CRUSH ON GERMANY!!

Rita-chan: ya I got it now

Brazil-chan: YOU BITCH!! DX

Rita-chan: nope! Karma is a bitch. I was just an innocent tool in writing this problem.

Brazil-chan: *chases Rita-chan*

Rita-chan: *runs like hell and laughing*

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