PAN (#WattPride)

IV

"'Holy fuck, I'm about to have a romgasm. Oh my god, what even is this."'

'Shut it Alicia Adams. Shut. It.'

"Aww, love, she just wants to admire how cute we are. Let her, won't you?"

'...you deserve your name.'

"'Ahh! Loki, she's blushing now, awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Gosh, I'm just quaking in my boots, so many romgasms!"'

'What does romgasm mean anyway?'

"Sweetie, she means romantic orgasm. "

'Oh.'

"Yeah."

"'...
Do you play with his hair often?"'

'I-yeah. And it's a they day actually, but yeah. I love their hair. It's so fricken pretty you know? They even let me put flowers in it once! It was beautiful.'

"'I can't believe I just did that."'

"Did what?"

"'misgendered you! That's literally-I hate it so much when people get it wrong, even though, like, I portray myself as masculine or feminine or whatever so it doesn't happen too often, but I know how it feels and I'm. I'm sorry Loki, didn't mean to-fuck."'

'Hey now. It's fine. It happens, they know you didn't mean it.'

"I really do. It's okay, I'm used to it. And I know that you sincerely didn't mean to, and that you were just trying to gauge my day by my clothes, but the dress confuses people. I know, really, it okay-Claud's misgendered me plenty of times."

"'What? really? You seem so...good with it? I don't know."'

'Thanks, I guess. But no, I get it wrong all the time. It feels awful. But we've talked about it. It's okay. I just owe them another trip to KCFE, no questions asked. And we gotta get a Sunday to share, and we gotta be proper sappy about it and you know I'm not that into PDA, but for Loki, I'll do it, 'specially if I've got something to make up for.'

"Hah, you do do that."

"' huh... She does."'

'Yeah yeah, I'm cute, they're cute, your cute, we're all fricken cute and your having romgasms, can we go back to the bit where we were discussing names for our cat? They're gray and brown, green eyes, sassy but kind when they need to be....we were down to Fanney and Baldur, yes?'

"'Yes! I was thinking along the lines of...."'

"It's gets easier to drown her out each time."

'It really does. Alicia is nice though.'

"not as nice as you. I love you."

'mmm, me too. Love you that it.'

"And you say you aren't sappy."

'Shhhs it and hug me.'