I am a Stark (Peter Parker)

Chapter nine

"Ok, you got out of it yesterday but not today girl. So spill it, all of it," Sam said as she sat down with her tray.

"No. I told you, I'm not going to talk about them," I replied.

"Oh come on, you have lived here for long enough now, there's nothing stopping you. Also this is the last day we have to talk about this. I have to help Mrs. Garner tomorrow at lunch. And then the next day I have tryouts to watch. And on Friday I'm meeting with the principal because I leave to go back to Germany Saturday." She pouted.

"Ok fine, just stop your rambling."

"Yay." She clapped her hands like a little kid. "Ok, first of all, who is your favorite?"

"I can't answer that." I looked at Peter who was looking between us confused.

"Favorite what?" Ned asked.

"Avenger." Sam answered.

Ned looked at Peter and then me. "I think she's a Spider-man kinda girl."

Peter went wide eyed and I had to hold in a laugh.

"No, no, no. Ok, which girl would you hit if you swung that way?" said Sam.

"Do I have to answer that?"

"Yes."

"Ugh. I don't know, maybe Black Widow?"

"Really? Not Scarlet Witch, uh just thinking about all the things she could do to me with her magic gets me... happy."

"Ok~ remember what I said about hearing about your weird fantasies?"

"That you don't want to hear them. Ok, but which guy would you do?"

"You know they are all too old for me right?"

"Yeah, but never mind age for a moment."

"There's no way of getting out of this one is there?"

"Nope. But I'll let you come back to it. So if you had to pick one to live with who would it be?"

"Iron man I guess."

"Oh, so you would do Tony Stark."

I tried not to gag. "What? No. BIG no."

"Ok, fine. How about Captain America?"

"No. I mean mussels are great and all but I think that might be all he is."

"I get you there. The Hulk?

"No."

"Yeah I know right that would so not work. Thor?"

"I wouldn't want to do anything like that with a god."

"Weirdo. Hawkeye?"

"I wouldn't want to get in his way."

"Ok? Falcon?"

"Nope."

"Iron patriot?"

"Still no."

"Ugh. Ant-man?"

"Nein."

"Come on. Vision?"

"You wanna hear it in spanish, no."

"No, I don't. Winter soldier?"

"Not with that arm, that thing scares me."

"But that's all of them, you have to pick at least one."

"No, you missed one." Ned said.

"Oh, you're still here." Sam mumbled before saying. "Who?"

"You forgot Spider-man." Ned responded.