This Is How I Disappear (Negan/OFC)

Chapter 12

——— Negan's POV ———

"Simon, my good man!" I call out to him as he helps the guys get the truck ready for the fucking pickup I had to attend to today. "So I was thinking that after the pickup, I wanted to swing around that little neighborhood out there that we've never had the fuckin' chance to go through."

"I can brief TJ's guys. They can hit it while you're at the pickup."

"No, Simon. I wanna fuckin' do it. Like the goddamn old days. Lookin' through shit. Crackin' dead skulls with Lucille. It'll be fuckin' fun!" I slap him on the back and give him a smile. Fuck, today is gearing up to be an amazing day. I feel fuckin' great. And I bet I'll find some awesome shit in that neighborhood, too.

"Uh. You? A scavenging run? You sure, boss?" Simon looks confused.

Fuck, has it really been that long since I've done that shit?

"Fuck yeah, Simon! Shit!" I laugh out loud.

"You're in a weird mood. You feeling all right?" He gives me an almost suspicious look.

"I can't be in a good fuckin' mood?"

"Well, yeah, you can be in a good mood. Is there a particular reason for it?" He raises his eyebrow at me.

Fuck yeah, there's a reason. I buried my dick in Chuck's tight ass pussy last night before dinner. And then I did it again before we went to bed. And I swear I saw the fuckin' face of god as I came all over her fuckin' stomach and tits. The only way it could've been any fuckin' better was if I could've cum inside that sweet pussy of hers.

I'm not gonna tell Simon all that shit, though. I'm pretty sure Chuck would never fuck me again if I go kissing and fuckin' telling. And I definitely want to fuck her again. Shit, last night was even better than the first fuckin' time we fucked. And I'll remember that shit 'til the day I fuckin' die. How beautiful she looked taking my dick for the first time. How my name was on her lips as I gave her her first orgasm...

I push the thoughts away so I can get back to my fuckin' conversation. "Do I need a fuckin' reason? Shit is good right now. Lighten the fuck up, man. Get laid or something."

"Yeah. I'll go do that." He's being sarcastic.

Fuck, man. Not even this sassy motherfucker can ruin my mood today.

Simon starts to walk away from me, but turns back around. "Oh yeah. The western outpost radioed us. They got three new prospects out there. A lady good with plants. A woodworker. And a guy good at hunting. I guess."

"Oh shit! That's great. See, Simon? This is a banner fuckin' day!" I call out to him. "Tell the outpost to keep their eyes on them for a month. If they don't fuck up, we'll bring them here."

"And if they do fuck up?"

"Eh. We'll fuckin' see, I guess." I laugh again. And Simon joins in before he turns back around to walk away.

"Before you go sticking your dick in something, get TJ's guys and an extra truck so we can empty out that neighborhood. I just have a fuckin' feeling that I'm gonna come back with some amazing shit today."

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Chuck flips through her book about infectious diseases, waiting for a patient to come in and give her something to do. Since she has been working in the infirmary for almost two months now, Carson has started to leave her by herself at times during the shift. With Negan's blessing, of course. Carson isn't supposed to leave her alone after hours if a patient needs to stay overnight. Obviously. Since that didn't work out so well once before. And he's not to leave her on her own for too long at a time, either. Because it's so slow right now, Carson has wandered off.