Sekaiichi Hatsukoi One~shots (COMPLETED)

What Do Semes Think Of Their Ukes

Author here! This is just for fun!

Interview with Sekaiichi Hatsukoi's Semes:

Author: (snaps her fingers and sees Takano in his apartment)

Author: Hey there Takano! Listen I need to interview you

Takano: Hurry! I'm kinda busy here, you see

Author: This questions are made by myself cause I'm so lonely in the Wattapad community

Takano: I'll answer your questions but please hurry

Author: What's the rush? You're already in your apartment

Takano: Just hurry, I need to meet someone

Author: Who? Your Uke?

Takano: Hurry or I will punch you in the face

Author: No can do because A) I'm a girl and B) You're not even real

Takano: Do you want me to answer your questions or I'll just leave

Author: *clears throat* So what do you think about Onodera as a lover?

Takano: Onodera is a type of a lover you can't understand their emotions, you don't even know if they're happy or sad, he's just too moody but I love him because of it

Author: *fangirling inside* So if Onodera falls for someone else, what are you going to do about it?

Takano: Well, if he's happy then I have no other choice but to let him go but the honestly, I won't let him go the second time

Author: Aww, last question are you ready?

Takano: Finally!

Author: So Onodera in bed? How is he as your uke? Is he good? Gives you pleasure or just plain and  do you prefer Yokozawa as a uke?

Takano: First, yes I slept with Yokozawa but no, I still like Onodera as my uke because he gives me pleasure beyond my wildest dreams because I love him...

Author: Oi Ritsu! You've heard that?

Ritsu: I've heard it loud and clear!

Author: A special guest, Onodera Ritsu

Takano: Ritsu! You've heard everything?

Ritsu: Uh-huh, thank you so much author. Now, our date?

Takano: Sure (gets up and pulls Ritsu out)

Author: My OTP!!

Author: Now, my next interview is Yoshiyuki Hatori... (snaps fingers and teleported to Chiaki's bedroom)

Author: Why am I here?  (hears moans on the backround)

"Ahh~ Tori, stop I'm gonna... Ahhh~" Chiaki moaned

Author: *whispers* so I think Hatori's good in bed, OTP (snaps a photo of them)

Hatori: So are you going to see Yuu again?

Chaiki: Tori, I only love you and Yuu is just my friend

Hatori: Why is like someone is watching us? (scans surroundings and sees Author, standing there, smirking at them and nosebleeding)

Author: Hi there! And I'm really sorry for sneaking here in the middle of something but I need Yoshiyuki Hatori

Hatori: What do you need?

Author: I just need to interview you and I still remember that I've called you last week to tell you that I'll be asking certain questions about your uke~

Chaiki: What is an uke?

Author: The one who bottoms during sex, which means you

Chiaki: You look like 13 and yet you know that certain things

Author: Fine, I'm 13

Hatori: Just get this over with but I'll have Chiaki by my side

Author: It's fine! (sees Hatori topless and nosebleeds way more)

Chiaki: Are you alright? Your nose is bleeding

Author: (covers nose with a lot of tissues found on the side of the bed) I'm fine

Author: So Hatori, I also asked this question with Takano also... So what do you think Chiaki as a lover? (sees Chaiki blushing)

Hatori: I think he's a wonderful lover but sometimes he can be a bit stubborn and you've also asked Takano this stupid questions, I'm impressed

Author: Thank you! Next question, does Chiaki make you happy after both of you have a busy schedule and a lot of stuff happening....

Hatori: He does make me happy and I'm really happy that I met him

Author: *can't control my inside fangirl* this is the last question and you must answer this seriously..

Hatori: Bring it on

Author: Do you really love Chiaki?

Hatori: (rolls eyes and french kisses Chiaki)

"Ahh~ not again" Chiaki said

Author: (sees Hatori and Chiaki already doing it) next interview is with Kou Yukina (snaps fingers and teleports to Kisa's apartment)

Author: (hear some sounds in the beddroom) Please be something innocent (opens the door and sees Yukina on top of Kisa)

Author: Sorry to interrupt but I need Kou Yukina....

Yukina: Yes, this is me

Author: (nosebleeds over Yukina's topless body) this is Author and I need to interview you about your uke

Yukina: Okay but can Kisa come with me?

Author: Totally fine! (drags both of them to the living room and pushes them both to the couch) Now, on the questions so that both of you can continue

Kisa: (blushing)

Yukina: You may now ask

Author: Okay but may I say something?

Yukina: It's fine

Author: I love you! No offense Kisa but I just love your boyfriend! Also, your face it's too hot

Yukina: Thank you so much

Author: Okay! I'll only ask one question

Author: Why do you love Shouta Kisa?

Yukina: I love Kisa because he's my everything. He was my favourite manga editor and I've collected the manga he helped with and I couldn't even think that he would be my boyfriend and be by my side

Author: (starts crying) So beautiful

Author: I need to go, hope the best for the both of you (snaps fingers and teleports back to her room)

Author: Now! Time to publish this in Wattpad and time to fangirl on all of the pics I have of them