Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Chapter 1: To Survive (Daily Life) Pt. 7

*Ding dong, bing bong*

"Good morning, everyone! It is now 7 a.m. and nighttime is officially over! Time to rise and shine! Get ready to greet another beee-yutiful day!"

Morning already? It feels like I only got three hours of sleep. Oh well.

I got out of bed and did the usual morning ritual. And I took my sweet time while doing so. I don't need to rush anything. Today is my day to relax. I'm not letting anyone ruin my day.

After finishing everything I needed to, I remembered that I was going to take a trip to the laundry room to get my clothes washed. I looked at the hamper and sighed at the sad sight.

"Welp, to the laundry room!"

I picked up the hamper and opened the door. And of course, I made sure to lock my dorm before leaving. And thankfully, I didn't have to go very far since the laundry room was just a short walk away.

I opened the door to the laundry room and immediately set the hamper down the nearest washing machine. Unfortunately, one of the people I hate so much just happened to be in the laundry room with me.

"Heeey, Lore~! Living life on the edge like usual, huh?"

This isn't something I should say considering these circumstances, but I'm hoping someone barges in here and kills me right on the spot.

I sighed ruefully, "You wanna hang out for a while?"

I reluctantly decided to hang out with the fashionista. She kept saying a bunch of nonsense to me despite my protests. Well, there was a lack of protests due to the fact that I couldn't get the chance to speak.

It was pure torture.

But hey, at least I'm getting my laundry done.

"Hey so..."

I sighed, "What is it, Junko?"

She smiled at me. It looked really scary. I don't like this.

"You got a boyfriend?"

I choked, "What the--?!"

"Or do you have one in mind? Is it one of the people here? There aren't a lot of--"

This girl is impossible! How the hell have I survived this long?!

She kept talking for what felt like centuries. Seriously, does this girl have an off switch somewhere?

It would be *very* useful right now.

"--but that blond guy is kinda cute. I'd think he'd be a perfect match for you."

I think I just puked in my mouth.

"E-Excuse me? Me and that... prick?!"

It took every ounce of my willpower to not scream my head off.

"Ahah, you *clearly* don't understand what's going on between us. We *hate* each other. There's absolutely no way--!"

"But I've seen the way he looks at you."

I closed my mouth as soon as that sentence escaped from her lips. I accidentally choked on my own saliva as she kept blabbering on about this nonsense.

"You two would totes look cute together!"

I barely held back from strangling her.

"Look, Byakuya and I would *never* work. Everyone could see the hostility between us!"

"Girl, please. I know a perfect match when I see one. You've got that "alpha female" vibe."

I crossed my arms and huffed, "And what does that mean, exactly?"